Asians vs Non-Asians
3 - 3
Asians:
3
Scorers: Jason, Angelo, Quan
Non-Asians:
3
Scorers: Riley, Kia, Mikey
The first half of this match was the best piece of football all season. Everyone put in an effort. From finn to tonga and even Norman the pitch was full of skills, dribling, shots, saves, tackles and various other football words. The second half was far less good and honestly it was luck that saw Asians FC scrounge a draw today. There second goal was a fumble by Non-Asians FC substitute keeper Jordan which landed on the foot of cherry picking quan and rolled in (that would of never happened had Non-Asians FCs Finn gone for the full handball on the edge of the box). The third goal of Asians FC was bens attempted clearence went straight into Jason with some force and rolled into the bottom corner. Non the less it was an entertaining game today.
Man of the match: Angelo. I honestly never thought i'd see you here but your first half performance was impressive. Scoring the opening goal for Asians on a tough angle. Most impressive though was when people not playing within the spirit of the game and not playing a throw in and you picked up the ball, good work enforcing the rules. Nice game today.
Honourable Mentions:
Ben: Best little defender Non-Asians have ever had. Your putting your heart and soul into each match and its great to see.
Alex: Played great in defense today, you ben and bryn are doing great lately
Bryn: Sorry about forgetting about you but today was different, in the first half you defended well, clearing balls and blocking shots.
Jordan: Despite desperate desires to score some goals, went goalie due to lack of stuart amd made some good saves and were playing good untill you fumbled that freekick.
Andrew: Defended great even though your more of a striker.
Tonga: Pretty much the only player on your team doing anything
Dishonourable mention:
Tonga: Fly kicking andrew in the chest, studs showing is an instant red card and three game match suspension. Lukily for you noone has the power to give a redcard so instead you got a yellow card, the first of the season. As thanks for still being on the field you shouldertackle Jordan into fumbling a ball and conceeding. Your almost as dangerous as stefan.
YEAH
ReplyDeletei got first yellow card of the season.
Tonga Tong
quan aint a cherry picker. He didnt stay at the opposition's goals.
ReplyDeleteand i got the first broken rib of the season...
ReplyDeleteFOUL MOUTHED BASTARD!
ReplyDelete"almost as dangerous as stefan"
ReplyDeletei loled.
Bryn still isnt on the poll though lol, not like it'll make a difference. Also I like the way you talk about yourself in third-person. But the swearing just makes this blog tacky man, what is this?
Man that little asian kid Raegen or whatever the fuck his name is needs to be bunted. Next time he starts on Bryn hes gonna taste his 6-foot high fist.
ReplyDeleteMore polls and random funny shit like that are needed, they're pretty awesome.
ReplyDeleteJust reading Tonga's comments on last post, he's pretty pro at debating. All that english lit I reckon.
ReplyDelete"...hes gonna taste his 6-foot high fist."
ReplyDeletei dont get it...
or my buddhist palm,
ReplyDeletehidden lotus
eight gates
crouching tiger
and many more of my awesome kung fu moves
Tonga Tong
cause bryn's a fucking giant
ReplyDelete(lol my verification word was 'noomper')
lol buddhist palm, thats tonga all right
ReplyDeleteTASTE THE SONIC BOOM!
ReplyDeletePfft, Tonga is more like...
ReplyDelete"RASENGAN!"
And like he'll use Physics and Chemistry to make a ball of energy produced from his body. And he's ram Reagan with it, make him go flying in a spiral and like Tonga will be tired because energy cannot be created. Snap.
"second goal was a fumble by Non-Asians FC substitute keeper Jordan which landed on the foot of cherry picking quan and rolled in."
ReplyDeleteshould be
"second goal was a trip by Non-Asians FC player Finn, who tripped Tonga in the box and never even made it look like he was going for the ball"
sorry D:
Yeh what Nathan said as well. I can also use RASENGAN, RASESHURIKEN, RAIKIRI, CHIDORI, SONIC BOOM, SCORPION KICK, SCISSOR KICK, HANDSTAND KICK, etc (too many awesomes moves, i cant name them all) and own Reagan with them all.
ReplyDeleteApology accepted Finn. Your lucky you didnt get a yellow card like I did when I fly-kicked Degano before.
Tonga Tong
Tonga's whole comment made me lol
ReplyDeleteroflzzz!
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