Mt Lawley Premier League: Season 2009

Pos
NamePWDL
FA




GDPTS
1st
Non-Asians FC
40
16
9
15

140
123





+17
57
2nd
Asians FC40
15
9
16

123
140





-17
54

Friday, April 3, 2009

Friday 3 April 2009

Asians vs Non-Asians
3 - 5

Asians:
3
Scorers: Jason (2), Eddie
Non-Asians:
5
Scorers: Norman, Jono, Bryn, Finn (2)

Asians FC must feel like todays game was completely stolen from them. They had a goal disallowed under mega offside / cherry picking rules and then got cherrypicked themselves. Its a dam shame. Despite the cherry picking Non-Asians FC played very well. They're very much a team in form, with all of there players contributing.

Man of the Match: Finn: Nope, its not a typo, seriously Finn won man of the match. Relax it's not the end of the world but hell has frozen over and pigs are flying. Seriously though Finn played well today scoring a grand total of twice. One of them was a pretty decent goal too, receiving the ball from a cross and powering it into the back of the net. Nice stuff.

Honourable Mentions:

Big Eddie: You had a good game today. Scored twice, defended well and passed around good.

Jason: Started off shaky, with poor first touch and control but soon found your feet, scoring twice.

Alex: Defended well today, very well in fact. Once again you weren't influenced by the cherry picking Bryn and Jono. Your tackles today were good and you didn't make any mistakes what so ever.

Ben: As usual good defending. Tackling and clearing from Non-Asians Box.

Mat: Passed the ball around well and tackled very well. You've proved to be a great signing for Non-Asians FC

Norman: In my opinion Hitler raged war on the world because he was bad at football and lost all his matches. You're never going to be Hitler because you play so well. Your tackling, passing and crosses are always executed with perfection, bringing pride to the whole of Germania. Keep it up.

Andrew: Played well in the midfield today, took on players and beat them comfortably. You've got a pair of quick feet and some impressive skills. Nice stuff

838 comments:

  1. gotta add 2 goals for me on the goal scoring table ;)

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  2. "In my opinion Hitler raged war on the world because he we bad at football and lost all his matches. You're never going to be Hitler because you play so well."

    lolwut

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  3. Oi Jordan, I heard wat happened to your sis Rachael. Is she alright

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  4. WHITES WIN AGEN!!!


    WHITE POWER!

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  5. Lol Finn, nice job. Besides the cherry pickin' in the latter half, it was a pretty good game today. Lots of funny shot going on, Finn's second goal was pretty freaking awesome!

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  6. You're hell cool Finn! Seriously though well played and that second goal was awesome. Norman also has to be given credit for his cross which lead to the goal. Also the game was much better when Bryn and co. stopped cherry-picking after the first half.

    verification: sessesp

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  7. y u call him eddie not Edmond

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  8. "norman: In my opinion Hitler raged war on the world because he we bad at football and lost all his matches. You're never going to be Hitler because you play so well. Your tackling, passing and crosses are always executed with perfection. Keep it up."

    thats y im hitler




    ps. gw winstan

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  9. sigh i know who's posting all the hate messages...
    hugh isn't it?

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  10. i think there were about 4 people doing it

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  11. lol, gg today guys, I like all the support the MLSHS League is getting now, see all the people who sit near the oval at facing us to watch, its great we have a crowd

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  12. okay heres the low down on rachael blowing up her leg.

    Some people were mucking around with bottles of dry ice, putting lids on them so they would explode. They must've got bored and left the bottles there. Rachael walks past and BANG, BANG explodes, cut up her leg pretty bad. Got stitches.

    Also I call edmond eddie because it reminds me of Eddie van halen.

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  13. lul dry ice bombs = fun
    but never try chlorine and brake fluid! NEVER!!!!

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  14. Yeah thats my bro told me as well. Sorry Jordan. I wish her a "get well soon".

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  15. Hmm just realised we wouldn't have won without our two cherrypickers.

    lol vw: pergeo

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  16. True Ben , It might of been a draw but rules are rules. You guys won fair and square.

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  17. Yeah but you guys also had a goal disallowed cause of the exact same thing.

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  18. finn was AWESOME today! skilzzzzz.
    haha yeah, the crowd is getting bigger everyday!
    pretty cool tho. i hope its putting more pressure on you boys to perform at the best of your ability. its obvious that the added audience definitely made finn shine today! or maybe it was just his amazing toasted sandwich he had at lunch 1...

    either way, cherry picking or not, the MLPL is getting a name for itself!

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  19. im not sure if i should tell u. why do u want to know?

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  20. Yeah I agree. This blogspot has become a success. I see heaps of people at the soccer field. We have to thank Jordan for his major effort and huge commitment to making this blog.

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  21. yep, BIG THANK YOU TO JORDAN! XD

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  22. I told my dad about this and he's all

    NICE

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  23. I think that there shouldn't be a need to post as anonymous. It's a hell of a lit easier than guessing who I'm talking to.

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  24. Oh yeah, my parents wanted me to burn some Nirvana for them.

    They put it on, and my mum starting singing along to Smells Like Teen Spirit.

    I loled so hard.

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  25. soon to be not anonymousApril 3, 2009 at 8:53 PM

    alright then, i see your point.
    oi finn, want to guess who posted just a sec before with the headline "finn was AWESOME today!".
    i think you know.

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  26. lulz at norman's honourable mention.

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  27. i reckon we should start using the offside rule as to eliminate cherry pickers. that way the game would be a lot more fun. that should b ur next poll jordan

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  28. I wish Jerry was still at this school. He can score goals for Asians FC. And he's an Asian that kicks with his left foot like me.

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  29. "alright then, i see your point.
    oi finn, want to guess who posted just a sec before with the headline "finn was AWESOME today!".
    i think you know."

    Jamal? :D

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  30. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh no. try again

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  31. hmm maybe make song for Tonga "kick for the goal"

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  32. oh u fail finn, disappointing.. looks like i will remain anonymous for tonight.

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  33. for tonight?

    where are you going?

    bed?

    its only just past 9 jeeeeeeez

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  34. who said i was going to bed? once again, u fail. please stop failing finn, i was so impressed with your skills today!

    and its not andrew

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  35. its not me, i hardly ever post here

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  36. Just put him out of his misery!

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  37. Alex is a sexy man beast.

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  38. oh i loled

    Anonymous said...

    Alex is a sexy man beast.
    April 3, 2009 9:29 PM
    Tonga said...

    Bryan??

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  39. noooooo. wow im so suprised you all think it's a guy. to me, it soo doesnt sound like the way a guy would write. but hey, it appears other ppl see it differently.

    well now, its a bit easier for you to guess. ive halved the demographic for you.

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  40. "noooooo. wow im so suprised you all think it's a guy. to me, it soo doesnt sound like the way a guy would write."

    sounds sarcastic

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  41. trust me, its not.

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  42. its your mum finn
    jokes

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  43. Alex, Jordan, Riley!

    Andrew and I decided we are going to see Dragon Ball Z movie (lol) next weekend ~april 11 or 12

    -Finn and Andrew

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  44. Andrew is raging at me for putting this on the blog.

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  45. i cant, im busy next week. finn just signed my name on it

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  46. Im andrww


    9:35 PM - Andrew: massively even cool
    9:35 PM - Andrew: ok heres what were gonna do
    9:35 PM - Andrew: next weekend
    9:35 PM - Andrew: dragonball
    9:35 PM - Andrew: the movie

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  47. has finn given up trying to guess? meh this isnt fun anymore, haha. maybe we should just get back to talking soccer

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  48. and then i realised i was busy...

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  49. sort of. other people tried as well.
    soo anyway; soccer or "football" for others.
    bryn scored a goal today :O ??
    and didnt even get an honourable mention!
    was it a good goal? i didnt see it.

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  50. ROFL, FUCK YEAH DRAGONBALL
    And anon who is obsessed with finn, u obv want him to know who it is, ur just being annoying, so plz either say it or shut it =-P (no offence lol)

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  51. Whoever it was is probably sad that I didn't guess :P

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  52. Liverpool vs Chelsea next week on Thursday
    Its going to be good match.

    Liverpool are favourable in winning against Chelsea and progressing into the next round.
    What are your guesses?

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  53. Dragon Ball z movie looks pretty funny.
    I watched trailer and piccolo looks funny

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  54. haha im not obsessed with finn.. and if i say who i am u prob wont respond to anything i say. but im really bored so i wont shut it. (sorry riley)

    im not sad that u didnt guess. as i said, im bored and it was fun for a little while but not so much anymore.

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  55. I am guessing Perth Glory will win.

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  56. "haha im not obsessed with finn.. and if i say who i am u prob wont respond to anything i say. "

    LOL

    am I that mean to whoever you are?

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  57. perth glory suck. or they did last time i actually went to a game which was about 4 year ago haha :)

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  58. Cherie can't use the internet shes too small.

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  59. rofl, everytime i press refresh, there are another 5 comments

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  60. we see about that riley

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  61. the anon isn't Cathy or Cherie but she is small

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  62. looks like this post will have over 100 comments as well

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  63. Give us a clue anon who is obsessed with finn

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  64. you can be finn.ohh that was mean! cherie's awesome :)

    and this isnt cherie btw lol

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  65. ok this is getting boring anon you camwhore

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  66. :o

    who is it then, riley?

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  67. okay.

    The Anon is a girl
    She is at the soccer oval
    She is not Cathy or Cherie
    She has nothing better to do on Friday Nights
    She used the old "bored" excuse
    She wants attention
    And she wants me to know who she is

    This is what we know.

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  68. OMG OMG OMG I KNOW WHO IT IS

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  69. if i were to say, that would be a breach of rule 16. of the rules of the internet

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  70. shit i just forgot it

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  71. its so obvious now, its ms galavan

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  72. HER NAME STARTS WITH A M

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  73. she thinks cherie is awesome

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  74. Oh wait, we know that she is from the soccer oval. Might have heard about through people.

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  75. i dont think her name starts with an m

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  76. its that catlen girl

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  77. awww now your making me sound like a loser :(
    CANT YOU JUST GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT SOCCER?
    the whole point of the blog.
    and actually i dont want attention.
    i cant believe this. i thought finn would guess straight away but he didnt. and now everyone is so interested. how sad

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  78. because she was talking to me a few days ago about this blog site

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  79. i hope its not caitlyn

    D:<

    that would be a massive anti-climax

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  80. Just. Tell. Us.

    Then we can go back to not giving a shit.

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  81. we are not interested. we are trying to help finn guess the mystery girl

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  82. lol you guys thinks its me?? rofl.

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  83. lol.
    this blog has become so violated with lame shit

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  84. *riley is confused. riley hurt himself in confusion*

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  85. ok, fine, its Analeese right?

    sounds way too obvious after the whole

    "I go on the site and post as anonymous" thing in Advocacy

    and the comment about my toast sammich

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  86. hurry up and reveal yourself, blog is getting filled up with bullshit, jordan gets a damned email every time we comment!

    he gets like 50 an hour!

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  87. finn is pretty lame

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  88. lol Riley how did u hurt urself?

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  89. Finn has a point.
    Shutup Riley.

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  90. i feel sorry for jordan.
    his email box gets spammed with shit every 2 seconds

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  91. he should make a seperate email account for this

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  92. 124 comments in 3 hours.

    come on guys, what is this? 4chan?

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  93. rileys a emo hahaha

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  94. lol this is extremely out of hand.
    and all becoz of this chick.
    i think chuck norris should roundhouse kick you all the face.

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  95. lol love this blog. it gives my soccer-free life meaning again.
    who came up with that hitler analogy anyway? i mean, lol!

    HOT FOR RILEY

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  96. a movie with mr t and chuck norris would be wicked pimp

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  97. "lol love this blog. it gives my soccer-free life meaning again.
    who came up with that hitler analogy anyway? i mean, lol!

    HOT FOR RILEY"

    POLINA!

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  98. chuck norris vs tonga tong
    who would win

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  99. no, not polina. sexy dirty blonde from perth mod.

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  100. ""lol love this blog. it gives my soccer-free life meaning again.
    who came up with that hitler analogy anyway? i mean, lol!

    HOT FOR RILEY"

    POLINA!"

    hahaha

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  101. Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick, Tonga would block it and spacetime would be teared, and other dimensions would leak into ours causing a resonance cascade.

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  102. 'no, not polina. sexy dirty blonde from perth mod.'

    Wut?

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  103. 'no, not polina. sexy dirty blonde from perth mod.'

    ^^

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  104. dirty?

    Rilay will get even more aids

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  105. anneliese and polinaApril 3, 2009 at 10:23 PM

    annelise: yes its ANNELIESE not ANNALEESE jeeez finn. if u had guessed quick enough none of this shit would have been posted. your all fools

    polina: hot for riley? EXCUSE ME! FUCK YOU ANON WHO POSTED AT 10.20PM!!!!!!!!!!! /rage

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  106. Polina = Dirty Russian Ranga?

    D:

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  107. jeez 136 comments
    we're going to beat the record for most comments in a post soon

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  108. im a sexy dirty blonde.

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  109. exactly. and herpes and thrush too. u know, i get around.

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  110. LOL I JUST REALISED I TYPED ANNELIESE'S NAME WRONG LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ NO0OB

    AND WTF YOU GUYZ :)

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  111. What

    a

    massive

    fucking

    waste

    of time.








    Why didn't I just go to bed?

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  112. fuck you anneliese, go get a name that is spell properly

    anyway you are not the topic anymore

    its all about Riley + Polina now

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  113. lol bed at 10 30 your cool

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  114. ROFLMAO AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
    RILEY IS AWESOME I LOVE RILEY

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  115. chuck norris is pretty strong.
    he has an extra fist hidden in his beard man thats insane

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  116. 'Polina = Dirty Russian Ranga?

    D:'

    I loled.

    I feel sorry for Jordan's inbox.

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  117. RILEY!!! RILEY!! RILEY RILEY RILEY!

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  118. i heard riley had an extra fist hidden in his bum...

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  119. I would post that ascii facepalm but it doesn't format properly in the text boxs on the blog

    WV: skynet

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  120. Go to sleep everyone or ill rape you

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  121. lol.
    you know what this site needs.
    a mental check up.
    im sorry but i cant see how this is soccer related.
    its all but bullcrap.
    and you know it.
    from a very pissed off- used- to- be fan of this used- to- be- good blog.

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  122. "you know what this site needs.
    a mental check up.
    im sorry but i cant see how this is soccer related.
    its all but bullcrap.
    and you know it.
    from a very pissed off- used- to- be fan of this used- to- be- good blog."

    It's 10:30 on a friday night. Rage moar.

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  123. anons posting assholes things, fuck you and go die kthx

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  124. this blog is for school people, not u strange fans from the internets who we dont know irl, go back to looking at 14 year old girls myspaces

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  125. I think we should have stopped about a hundred comments ago. By then, all that needed to be said had been already.

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  126. FUCK YOU RILEY


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  127. omg

    best idea ever

    everyone go on scriblink

    http://www.scriblink.com/index.jsp?act=phome&roomid=5034&KEY=38E08339A855FBD5D25C8091C5EB3071

    GO THERE FOR EPIC WIN

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  128. No thanks. It would just be like this, except your boyfriend would come in and post goatse.

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  129. http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2013/1196879698148iv1.jpg

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  130. alex: i love finn.
    finn: i love riley.
    riley: i love tonga.
    tonga: i love mr warren.
    mr warren: i love alex's mum.
    alex's mum: i love finn's brother.

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  131. oh god! u guys are such meanies. and btw, i AM from ur school, so wtf?
    u'd rather believe anything than actually someone liking riley... gwd friends much?
    oh and polina: my comment isn't retarded. my i just don't have an account.

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  132. tonga is very pretty

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  133. WOW 186 comments

    It takes so long to scroll down now

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  134. tonga is rock lee! <3

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  135. lawl, dont even close page, its to painful to get here again

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  136. riley is cinderella! <3

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  137. riley makes me wet

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  138. lol.
    finn has a good feminine body.

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  139. Finn go pick up rubbish because I am a bitch.

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  140. henry sims is sexy

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  141. everyone here sucks a dick

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  142. Anonymous said...

    everyone here sucks a dick
    April 3, 2009 10:49 PM
    Anonymous said...

    i agree.
    April 3, 2009 10:50 PM




    ENJOY YOUR DICK?

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  143. Holy shit, we broke the comments.

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