Asians vs Non-Asians
2 - 6
2 - 6
Asians:
2
2
Scorers: Tonga, Quan
Non-Asians:
6
Scorers: Aamon, Zac, Jono, Mat (3)
Well, Asians FC's winning streak lasted a whopping one game. Several things lead to the downfall of Asians FC today, poor keeping, defending and a stunning Mattrick -.- from one Mathew Donaldson. Aamon scored Non-Asians FC's 100th goal of the season today. Honestly if Asians FC can't capitalize when our defense decides to go walk about, theres little chance of them winning the league. Seriously it was Ben all alone in defense.
Mat of the Match: On your second game for Non-Asians FC you unleash a mighty hat-trick and an assist.
Your second goal was fantastic to watch, scoring from half way. Your assist was second to none, the way you controlled that ball with under your arm, falling over and having the ball land perfectly for your teammate was hilarious. Midfield wise you were good too, some nice tackles and passes, Asians FC couldn't handle you today.
Honourable Mentions:
Stuart: - Made some nice saves today, your a natural keeper mate. You come out when you need to, you intercept crosses and you can catch the ball well.Only thing you need to work on is the goal kicks, other than that your superb. Great stuff.
Agam: Poor kid, I always forget you. You played well today and yesterday, good tackling and passing.
Zac: Your a hard worker, like Dirk Kuyt. You defended great today and attacked just as well, scoring a nice goal. Well done.
Tonga: Worst goal of the season, lands just right in front of the goals, bounces away from our keeper, you have an airshot, bounces away from Jordan, you have another airshot, bounces away from Ben and then finally you score the goal. Other than that though you played well, as usual, honestly though one mans performance can't compete with a whole teams performance.
Quan: Scored a nice goal, tackled well, passed well. You and Tonga are doing all you can to save Asians FC.
Kia: The fans of Non-Asians are rejoicing today as you got moved to Asians FC on a free transfer. Played well on your AFC debut but couldn't find the net or stop NAFC finding yours.Put in a valiant effort, it just wasn't enough.
Alex: Pretty good in defense today. Your slide tackles are impressive and you resisted the urge to muck around with Bryn, well done.
1st
ReplyDelete2nd
ReplyDeletemattrick
ReplyDeletemat of the match
I see what you did there ;D
FUCK
ReplyDeleteJordan Welsh. I have a favour to ask you. Can you please put this on the front of the blog. It will spice up the blog some more.
ReplyDeleteTonga's Interview After the Game Today:
"Today's game for Asian FC was a shocker. I thought after a convincing victory yesterday we would propel this momentum and confidence into today's game. It didn't. In my opinion we had many chances that are poorly missed (by me, Kane and Jan), which would of equalised or even won us the game.
We are 9 points behind the opposition and are struggling to score over 4 goals over the last 10 matches. Our team are intimidated by the likes of Ben and Alex's combination in defence preventing less goals conceded, their top scoring player Riley, the midfield maestro Mikey and Andrew, and excellent captaincy and use of tactics/strategies by Jordan.
But then again it is not over yet. We can still win this if we put our fighting spirit and bounce back to our excellent form like back at the beginning of the league.
Lol @ Thusday. Thought today's game was great up until lunch 2 when things got crowded and NAFC had too many numbers (cherry pickers) for AFC. Would've liked some help in defense too (aimed at Bryn and Jono). Also thought Mat was the clear standout today in just his 2nd game. Well done on MOTM.
ReplyDelete(Lol verification word was monfecon)
Thusday! 8D
ReplyDeleteMmm, I lol'd at Tonga's worst goallll.
Word verication: wardiest
word verification: awkind
ReplyDeleteYeah, I thought I helped Ben pretty well in defense. God knows what Bryn and Jono are up to, more tackling I assume. And Aamon: Man, he's embarrassing to watch! Don't know wtf is going on with this post, looks like you typed it all up in Notepad lol. A quick picture in MSPaint would have complimented it nicely. And where's my mention for pushing Jono into the ball!? That was my defensive strategy all along.
ReplyDeleteWord verification: forde (laaame)
Comment from last post.
ReplyDelete"wat the hell alex. just cos u cant beat the yr9s so u wake up everyone else. it doesnt take that long to get to school or is it cos you've got body issues, i.e. you're fat!"
You fucking dense? Is your alarm clock set to the internets so as soon as I tell you to wake up on a blog, it happens magically. Who are you anyway? Is it fucking Jono? JONO?!?! And if I had body issues, does waking up earlier mean I would lose more weight? As Tonga said, who gives a shit when I get to school. Maybe I enjoy freezing my hands off and free bread from black people. Me, Edmond and Vincent are commit.
(Man I loled, word verification is commid)
Sorry for rageing at you before Finn, I was just kidding lol. In fact, sorry for rageing at everyone. It's fucking fun though. And, more debating means more comments!
Goddamn Langdon...
Thank you Jordan
ReplyDeleteLol. Tonga's Post-Game Press Conference would be a good thing to put on the blog every post. Yaaay, mentioned. I've gotta say, it was hard to resist Bryn but the hard work sure paid off.
ReplyDeleteI am king!
ReplyDeleteof queers
ReplyDeleteThis blog is becoming very popular these days.
ReplyDelete"I've gotta say, it was hard to resist Bryn but the hard work sure paid off."
ReplyDeletePossibly the most homo-erotic statement i have ever read on this blog...
Whats wrong with that ;)
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeletepretty sure everyone should RELAXXX, its just a game of football after all jeez. ;)
ReplyDeletehahaaa
and yes tonga, the blog is getting very popular - its where all the cool kids have their voices heard these days!
RAGE MORE BEN!
ReplyDeleteLunch 1 today was great, as usual, Lunch 2 seemed to last 5minutes and the field was way too congested.
LURK MORE ALEX!
does anybody remember Mats epic fail?
ReplyDeleteu mean the fail where HE SCORED 3 FUCKIN GOALS
ReplyDeleteabove post is mat
ReplyDeleteNah Finn I'm done raging now but still I feel if Alex gets an hm for pushing someone then I should get one for being one of the only defenders all game. There ^_^ that was a more relaxed response.
ReplyDeletezzz fanboys
ReplyDeleteI like the idea of Quin vs Mat in soccer at lunch. Best friends vs each other!!
ReplyDeleteMat's epic fail wasn't a fail. It actually assisted in scoring a goal for Non-Asians!
im pretty sure mat never fails epically
ReplyDeleteBen the honourable mention system works by processing a series of data. It works like this: If your performance in todays match exeeds that of your average performance you get mentioned. E.g Alex played better than his average and therefore gets mentioned.
ReplyDeleteYou played well and Non-Asians FC appreciates it but it wasn't better than your average, which is set quite high thanks to your superb form as of late.
it was relaxed ben, nice work. keep up the good defence :)
ReplyDeleteI just wanna say one thing
ReplyDeleteWhere the FUCK deff guy for ASIAN team
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
that the only thing cross in my mind right now.......
And they got to much un registered player on their them uh .....
ReplyDelete"above post is mat"
ReplyDeleteabove post was actually me :S
LOOOOOOL.
ReplyDeleteMan Agam is awesome.
"Possibly the most homo-erotic statement i have ever read on this blog..."
If you had read my mention you would have realized why the statement was made.
"It works like this: If your performance in todays match exeeds that of your average performance you get mentioned"
ReplyDeletethat is true Or I would definately be MOTM every time
Your cool finn.
ReplyDeleteActually Jordan don't worry put me up for hm if you were even thinking of it cause then I would've got it through means of whingeing which is what I am against.
ReplyDeletenigger stole my bike
ReplyDeletenigger stole my nigger
ReplyDeletego Asians!!!
ReplyDeletego Tonga and Agam!!
show the Non-Asians who's boss
Just wondering ^_^, who are you? Also I bet above poster was Alex.
ReplyDeleteverification word: morsybal
keep it in your pants ben, the internet is no place to pick up the ladies
ReplyDeleteMe and Agam are pimps. YEAH!
ReplyDeleteWasn't me. I'm guessing 'chick' was cherie lol
ReplyDeleteYou're not a pimp any more cause u keep calling yourself a pimp, Tonga. Shame on you.
ReplyDeleteWow, 41 comments. Woot!
ReplyDeleteLurkyyy lurkk LURKKK!
__________
LOL, get back in the kitchen, you girl! hahaha
Word verification: eidentri
nigger nigger my nigger
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming the one who called me not a pimp anymore was Tony Dao.
ReplyDeleteTony Dao sucks.
ReplyDeleteWord verification: drigas
I dont accept racism and spam in the comment section. Please don't do it anymore
ReplyDeletetony dao is a pimp dawg
ReplyDeleteyou have no authority Tonga you nigger
ReplyDeleteTonga will go apeshit on our asses and then somehow open the Eigth Gate... AND LIVE O: O: O:
ReplyDeleteWV: troutist
yeah dont be racist dude. Im sure no one would be racist to you.
ReplyDeletecan everyone stop being anon now?
ReplyDeleteHOMG, I spelt Eighth wrong.
ReplyDeleteomg fails?
ReplyDeletewho are you TEE?
ReplyDeleteTony rofl i dont use my real name for email accounts
ReplyDeleteTertiary Entrance Examinations.
ReplyDeleteLurk moar Nathan.
ReplyDeleteSure will.
ReplyDeleteshsss you all should be grateful, you have another follower
ReplyDeleteNathan baby I want to suck your dick
ReplyDeleteI put on my robe and wizard hat.
ReplyDeletei bet the anon above is anthony
ReplyDeletevw: farti
Way back at anon I was referring to smileyface ^_^ not the chick.
ReplyDeleteAND YOU SAY THIS NOW?
ReplyDeleteNO U
ReplyDeleteYer I've been offline for an hour.
ReplyDeleteNot good enough. Lurk more, noob. 8D
ReplyDeleteFinn, Riley, and Nathan are gay with each other
ReplyDeleteHAHAHHAH
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU. :)
ReplyDeleteHow does that work out? Nathan's gay for me? unless.... OMG YOU CHEATING BASTARD~!
ReplyDeletei am the best player on the team
ReplyDeleteObviously not.
ReplyDeleteLOL, WV: fornic
75 comment 76 including this one thats scary....
ReplyDelete100 post a day would be gr8!
ReplyDeleteStop lurking Tony! (Just thought I'd help with the 100 posts)
ReplyDelete+1!
ReplyDeleteat least non of these comments are spam
ReplyDelete"i am the best player on the team"
ReplyDeleteDONT EVEN PRETEND TO BE ME
NOT EVEN COOL
Bored any1 know i good game i can dl right now? eg torrent
ReplyDeleteand LOL my VW is: Likenem
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeletehttp://thepiratebay.org/
ReplyDelete:D
Time to wake up guys.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, over 80 comments and over 5000 page views.
ReplyDeleteYes! FALCON CHIDORIGAN!
ReplyDeleteharry pooters big friend is the COOOOOOOLEST.
ReplyDeletelol
Nathan is a faggot.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHA
question - jordan, how do u find the time for this?
ReplyDeleteLOL, whoever Caity is, she has been a blog member since 2007 and had 6 page views...
ReplyDeletehey - u shut up - i haven't been since 2007 - i've been since like... 4 days ago
ReplyDeletethis blog has had 37 page views in the last HOUR.
ReplyDeleteass..
ReplyDeletewhos Caity
ReplyDeleteits mostly me an my m8. so don't get excited
ReplyDeleteguess
ReplyDeletethis blog is pretty cool
ReplyDeleteWhos Tonga?
ReplyDeleteLOL hes was named after his country
Thats so cool
YEAH 100 comments
ReplyDeleteAre you anonymous people above me randoms or do I know you?
ReplyDeleteidiot... u obviously don't go to mt lawley
ReplyDeleteYeah I go to Mount Lawley.
ReplyDeleteMy name's on the front of this blog site. So obviously I go to Mount Lawley.
ReplyDeleteCool we're getting randoms on the site!
ReplyDeleteWe're spreading around!
as long as theres no spam it's freaking sweet
i didn't mean u tonga - obviously. i meant the ppl who asked who u were
ReplyDeleteoh sorry caity, but who are you anyways?
ReplyDeleteCaitlin - u don't know me, i go to ur school, i'm in ur grade... so i know who u are.
ReplyDelete:)
Why is she here?
ReplyDeleteNever even heard of her.
:|
Finn, we're breaking records for most comments in a post. 110 comment so far.
ReplyDeletexD
ReplyDeleteyeah, so don't diss me finn... and i'm not really surprised that u don't know who i am. ahhhh well..
ReplyDeleteguess that sucks a bit... pfft
i know who all u guys are.
creepy
ReplyDelete... dude, i've known who u guys are since year 8.
ReplyDeletei go to school with you... geez...
how have you known us and us not know you?!
ReplyDelete><
cause i hide, an no one pays attention to me... so.... u should look out for me..
ReplyDelete:O the suspense intensifies
ReplyDeleteLOL.... nice tony...
ReplyDeleteI dont want to get involved
ReplyDeletehuh? how you know me :O stalker!
ReplyDeleteoh right... form nvm...
ReplyDeleteyou hella smart Tony
ReplyDelete*hits forhead* geez... its not exactly hard
ReplyDeleteshsss internet is serious business!
ReplyDeleteBloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
ReplyDeleteBloodninja: Fuckk am I hard now.
i'm spent :(
ReplyDeleteuhmmmm.... ive heard kinkier stuff ppl... geez.. an i'm a chick..
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteserioulsy... u need to brnch out to better porn sites, rather than just sticking with redtube guys
ReplyDeletewtf...
ReplyDeletehttp://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html
its not a porn site...
and you seem a little fucked up
lol dirty mind rofl
ReplyDeletelol, alt-tabbing between rounds in CSS, this thread is funny
ReplyDeleteWV: blehinge
moi? fucked up? nevr...
ReplyDeletean i honestly don't care :D
LOL same here finn what server u on?
ReplyDeleteTony which Caitlin is it?
ReplyDeleteI only know two
Caitlin McKieran or Caitlin Omeara?
oh shit hard question..... :( i dont remember names.
ReplyDeletethe first one thanks
ReplyDelete59.167.241.11:27015 is the server
ReplyDeletewhat is your steam Tony?
why dont you ask her instead of me?
ReplyDeletelol VW:Shati
WHITE POWER!
ReplyDelete... uhhhh....?
ReplyDeletewaht steam tony?
ReplyDeletemy steam is like BbyTeeDee or sumthing
ReplyDeletecliphunter is were its at
ReplyDeleteok, invited you
ReplyDelete.... wow... nerdy...lol...
ReplyDeletegtfo
ReplyDeleteohhhhh, Caitlin, are you that chick with Daniel Shian?
ReplyDelete^^
ReplyDeletelol asians need to have hobbies too.
ReplyDeletehow bout... no?
ReplyDeleteif u don't like me, thats ur problem. not mine, trust me.
lol tony
ReplyDeleteahhh... fuck... well that sucks... and its past tense.
ReplyDeletei WAS with him...
152 comments! HOLY SHIT
ReplyDeletelol... agreed!
ReplyDeletey the fuck r u posting here caity?
ReplyDeletecause i can. y are u?
ReplyDeleteplease, gtfo, this blog is for soccer-oval-people-and-people-who-sit-near-the-soccer-oval-and-kinda-watch-for-some-reason
ReplyDeleteplease stop being anonymous and making a fucking account you're bound to have a gmail or sumting
ReplyDeleteexcuse me, that was me last year. ALL last year and this year too... so... y don't u gtfo?
ReplyDeletebecause I come under the catagory of soccer-oval-people-and-people-who-sit-near-the-soccer-oval-and-kinda-watch-for-some-reason
ReplyDeleteexactly, so do i.
ReplyDeleteflame wars make me lol :)
ReplyDeletequestion, how long has this blog been going? like.. the game recod things...
ReplyDeletequestion, gtfo?
ReplyDeleteHow did you know about this blog spot caitlin?
ReplyDeleteno.
ReplyDeleteanswer my question
word of mouth. i was told by someone, who was told by someone else. etc etc.
ReplyDeletehurry and update blog Jordan
ReplyDeleteif u want to find out how long its been going, why dont u just click the older posts link in the corner?...
ReplyDeletecause i'm lazy. thought u would have figured that by now.
ReplyDeletewhats ur problem with me anyways?
double post!!! BAN!!!
ReplyDeletebite me.
ReplyDeletena im fine tbh
ReplyDeletegood, so get off my back.
ReplyDeletecaitlin wtf
ReplyDelete25th September
ReplyDeleteTime to wake up guys.
ReplyDeleteno its not
ReplyDelete