Asians vs Non-Asians
2 - 1
Asians:
2
Scorers: Thien, Alex
Non-Asians:
1
Scorers: Langdon
This isn't an aprils fool day joke, Asians actually won! They dominated the field today, Non-Asians were camped in there own half, defending poorly and unable to launch any attacks. Could it be Asians FC have returned to there normal form? Todays performance suggests so.
Man of the Match: Angelo; fine keeping today. Conceding only one goal is no easy task especially when in previous matches your team was conceding over 6 goals a game. The saves you made today were good and your goal kicks were too.
Honourable Mentions:
Ben; Defended pretty well, as usual.
Tonga; Got your team motivated today! Finaly ending your teams poor form. Your captency inspired Asians FC to work together and as a result of that you got a well deserved win.
Asian Alex; Scored a goal, defended and passed well.
"This isn't an aprils fool day joke, Asians actually won" I would never thought of that. No one can copy the way Jordan writes. Hes got his own style of writing.
ReplyDeleteConstructive criticism: try to get less spelling errors.
harsh Tonga...harsh
ReplyDeleteAsians didnt score 846 goals against Non Asians
ReplyDeleteDidn't realise my penalty shot would've equalised. Sorry guys, it was an awful shot. Probably why I don't venture into that end of the ground much.
ReplyDeleteRofl, 846 goals...
ReplyDeletei agree with tonga. jordan's writing style is really good, but a reduction in spelling errors would make it even better. nice work though :) this whole thing is such a cool idea!
ReplyDeleteYYEEAAHH
ReplyDeleteAustralia beat Uzbekistan 2-0 in the World Cup qualifier. Goals by Josh Kennedy (header) and Harry Kewell (penalty) put Australia a step closer to qualifying for 2010 World Cup in South Africa.
AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE! OI! OI! OI!
Cool.
ReplyDeleteThe percentage for 'Yes'es on the vote thing is.... 69% AHAHAHAHAHHAHA. No.
i heard about the Aus vs Uzbek game. niiiiiiice!
ReplyDelete..............
and i'm a "chick" :O i bet your all shocked now!
sure you are
ReplyDeleteHas anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
ReplyDelete"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
ReplyDeleteSorry, what the fuck?
your not a chick. no chick knows about this blog spot.
ReplyDeleteRelax Tonga, it's only Chloe.
ReplyDelete"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
ReplyDeleteSorry, what the fuck?
- Agreed. Does that even make any sense?!
Sorry Alex, Chloe who?
ReplyDeletenice one alex. you let a chick read this blog.
ReplyDeleteSorry Chloe for insulting you. You were an anonymous and didnt know who you were
which chloe is it that reading this blog? and tonga uzebakistan doesnt have that good a team.
ReplyDeleteI quote the rules of the internet
ReplyDelete"Rule 16. There are NO girls on the internet. "
Chloe was never here. Get back to the kitchen.
derp
ReplyDeleteGuys its probably not even Chloe its probably a sweaty old man trying to pick up little boys on the internets. Well, sweaty old man we're out of your league, we're in the MOUNT LAWLEY SENIOR HIGHSCHOOL PREMIER LEAGUE.
ReplyDeleteblurf de derp
ReplyDeletedont be sexist just because you have no dick last anonymous guy who was being sexist.
ReplyDelete-chick-
"Rule 16. There are NO girls on the internet. "
ReplyDelete- I concur.
You just got CHOPPED and SNAPPED by her the anon who was sexist
ReplyDeletedont be sexist just because you have no dick last anonymous guy who was being sexist.
ReplyDeletelawl, that would be finn
I am a gril, i haev large brests and am horny. Cal me pls, im in yur area right now.
ReplyDeleteGuys don't make me have to moderate comments. I dont have time for this.
ReplyDelete-Love Jordan =)
I put on my robe and wizard hat. : D
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteI wasn't being sexist, its clearly stated in the rules of the internet, now look what I started...
ReplyDeleteI don't really see how I was chopped and snapped though. The chopping and snapping took her 8 mins to post. :P
Everyone needs to CALM THE FUCK DOWN.
"Guys don't make me have to moderate comments."
ReplyDeleteJORDAN SAID GUYS JORDAN IS SEXIST CALL THE ADMINS ON HIM
LOLZZZZZ.
ReplyDeleteThere's a girl on the internet? :O lets cyber ;)
ReplyDeleteWake up guys, it's the morning now.
ReplyDeleteSure is!
ReplyDeleteomg... i defended well didn't i?
ReplyDeletei didn't even get on honorable mentions...
not even Agam. Gheez.
Guys keep your eyes open for people
who actually did something ay?
Tonga said...
ReplyDelete"your not a chick. no chick knows about this blog spot."
then Alex said.."Relax Tonga, it's only Chloe."
i speak on behalf of many females when i say there is DEFINITELY more than one 'chick' who knows about this blog spot.
JEEEEEEEEEEEZ *clueless much*
You're a dude. : D
ReplyDeleteyou'll find that you're wrong :P
ReplyDeletewhat the fuck are u guys doing online in the morning? especially you alex
ReplyDeleteI know that there is definitely a few chicks that know about this blogspot.
ReplyDeleteWhy does agam never get honourable mention for his defending?
ReplyDeletecorrect! is that a bad thing?
ReplyDeletelol Tonga's sounding like a pimp now.
ReplyDeletehahahaha. tonga the pimp
ReplyDeletejealous, anonymous?
yes :'(
ReplyDeletei wish i could bring all the girls to my yard...
ReplyDeleteor to your football field perhaps? i'm sure if you asked they'd be glad to come ahaaaa
ReplyDeleteAgam today deserved a honourable mention for some awesome defending. He was one of our best Asian player playing today.
ReplyDeleteYEAH
ReplyDeleteTonga Tong the pimp!!
maybe if jordan reads this before he writes up today's then he can make sure agam gets an honourable mention. i can't say i saw his skills in action but i believe you tonga :) i focus more on the non-asians (dont call me racist, ur the ones that made up the teams LOL) and i reckon riley deserves a mention too.
ReplyDeletei have to agree with anon up there.. what are you guys doing up so early?
ReplyDeleteI get up at 5:30 every morning, by 6 i'm ready for school.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, the blog has got over 4000 page views so far. And this post has over fifty, non-spam (mostly) legitimate comments. Nise jawb u guise.
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"omg... i defended well didn't i?
ReplyDeletei didn't even get on honorable mentions...
not even Agam. Gheez.
Guys keep your eyes open for people
who actually did something ay?"
Five bucks says that was Kane. Or however the fuck you spell his name.
YOU FUCKING LIVE 150M AWAY FROM SCHOOL WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO BE READY BY 6?
ReplyDelete(Caps Lock - Unleash the FUCKING FURY!!)
So I can come on the blog, and tell everyone to wake up. Otherwise we wouldn't have time to completely own the Year 9's in the morning.
ReplyDeletegood point good point
ReplyDeleteand you assume everyone is on at that time just like you?
ReplyDeletefuck it i challenge to for first post 2morrow morning challange starts after 2am.
-.-
ReplyDeleteFinn or someone'll just stay awake all night. Or is this you Finn?
Fuckin' Finn...
Yo my peoples
ReplyDeleteCalm down. Who cares if Alex and Nathan wake up early in the morning and write in this blog. I'm sure they have good reasons for it. Don't turn these little things into large arguments and debates.
It will upset Jordan who sacrifices half an hour of his time per day to write these hell good blogs (except for his spelling) for us.
VERY VERY VERY GOOD POINT TONGA
ReplyDeleteyou're the man :)
and so's jordan.
RESPECT
except for spelling
ReplyDeletewat the hell alex. just cos u cant beat the yr9s so u wake up everyone else. it doesnt take that long to get to school or is it cos you've got body issues, i.e. you're fat!
ReplyDeletenow guess who i am :D
"Finn or someone'll just stay awake all night. Or is this you Finn?
ReplyDeleteFuckin' Finn..."
fuck you Alex, wasn't even me
I go to bed before Nathan and Andrew usually
ReplyDeleteThese debates aren't that bad.
ReplyDeleteBetter than the spam we had last week. ;D