Being a friendly no scores or results were taken but this post is about praising everyone who came. It was the perfect amount of people, not so much that it's a mosh pit around the ball and not so little that one person is doing everything. Almost everyone put in a huge effort and it made the game very entertaining. At the end everyone was exhausted, hardly able to move from the kebab store chairs and who could blame them after four hours worth of high intensity football. I'm sure after a days rest everyone will be back into training for next Wednesdays friendly, same time and place.
The 'results' were:
First game: Non-Asians won
Second game: Non-Asians won again thanks to a fantastic save by Stuart and the winning goal from Finn.
Highlights:
Stuarts Penalty Save: Golden goal and Asians FC have a penalty. Its struck well and powerfull but Stuart's capoeira reflexes parried the shot.
Finns performance: Its not everyday Finn puts effort into a football match but today he silenced his critics with two nice goals. As well as pressuring Asians FC in there own half.
Cathy, Polina, Annaliese, Grace, Wendy, etc: you girls played great today, weren't afraid to get the ball despite pressure from the boys. Even one of you scored (Annaliese) past the "Almighty Shot Stopper Tonga Tong".
Mikey:
Started playing a bit rough on the girls. Tripping them over and smashing the ball into them.
You showed them who was boss.
Agam:
Asians best defender today. Always defending with a positive attitude. Always smiling and laughing when taking away the possession of the Non-Asians. That's why your awesome.
Tony:
Tony stacking on the bike. Hilarious stuff
Norman:
You played very well Norman despite missed chances. You don't give up when you miss chances and that's true German spirit. Hail Germania
Thomas and Fred:
The 2 youngest people there, coming up from the Mount Lawley Highschool league 2. Thomas is a great striker; fast, accurate, power full and tough. You both played well, giving the Non-Asians defense a really hard time.
Tonga:
scored 2 goals, excellent goalkeeping, being funny to all his homies, being ninja especially when he did non-official save from Andrew, half fly kicked/ half scorpion kicked the ball to save an unnecessary goal. You guys will probably have to pay him to see this unlimited ninja/soccer creativity.
Tonga again: For writing most of the highlights above. I just copy pasted it and changed some words.
Mt Lawley Premier League: Season 2009
| Pos | Name | P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |||||||
| 1st | Non-Asians FC | 40 | 16 | 9 | 15 | 140 | 123 | +17 | 57 | |||||||
| 2nd | Asians FC | 40 | 15 | 9 | 16 | 123 | 140 | -17 | 54 |
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
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Pretty good turn out I thought. I liked Tonga's non-official save of that random kick Andrew did toward the end of the game. Man that looked and sounded epic.
ReplyDeletehow come tara wasnt invited? someone ask her for next time...
ReplyDeleteWas a perfect turnout, as Jordan said, just the right amount of people so we could have a good game. Although it has nothing to do with either of the games, one of the highlights of today was Tony stacking it on Norman's bike. Also having trouble remembering the games today.
ReplyDeletewhen........people fell.
ReplyDeleteAWH MANNNNN.
ReplyDeleteNathan you missed out.
ReplyDeleteSo did I, I didn't get there until the 2nd game because I slept in.
:/
Highlights would have to be Tonga's fly kick save, Tony stacking it on the bike and Agam... just being Agam :)
I HAD CHICKS YEAH SUCK MAH BALLLLLZZZ
ReplyDeleteyo everyone,
ReplyDeleteThank you everyone who came to the soccer match today to have a late celebration for my birthday. It was a wonderful match with many people coming and actually playing, not standing around doing nothing. There were many moments that gave us humour and entertainment.
My favourite moments:
Cathy, Polina, Annaliese, Grace, Wendy, etc: you girls played great today, wasnt afraid to get the ball despite pressure from the boys. Even one of you scored (Annaliese) past the "Almighty Shot Stopper Tonga Tong".
Cathy: learning to get on the bike and ride it
Mikey:
Started playing a bit rough on the girls. Tripping them over and smashing the ball into them.
Agam:
Asians best defender today. Always defending with a positive attitude. Always smiling and laughing when taking away the possession of the Non-Asians. Thats why your an awesome guy.
Tony:
Tony stacking on the bike. Hilarious stuff
Norman:
You played very well Norman despite missed chances. You dont give up when you miss chances and thats a true German spirit.
Finn:
Although you came to the match late, you made up for it by scoring 2 goals and running around doing something.
Thomas and Fred:
The 2 youngest people there. You guys played very well with good accurate passing and dribbling.
Tonga:
scored 2 goals, excellent goalkeeping, being funny to all my homies, being ninja especially when I did non-official save from Andrew. I half fly kicked/ half scorpion kicked the ball to save an unneccessary goal. You guys will probably have to pay me to see this unlimited ninja/soccer creativity. Jokes, its all free.
Making the deli owner rich when we went in to buy drinks.
Receiving expired Tolberone (expired last year) from Riley in which everyone ate except me. Hope you guys dont get sick or die.
Receiving a box of Malteasers from Grace. It tasted wonderful just to let you know.
Sorry peoples that I wrote too much. It was a wonderful game that I had to write this much. I hope next wednesday's friendly is even better than this one.
Lastly, yeah Nathan you did miss out on the soccer match. Everyone was there. We had chicks, food, drinks, entertainment, ninjas, etc. Look on the bright side mate, theres always next week on Wednesday at 10:30am.
Goodnight everyone and happy holidays!!
we <3 you tonga
ReplyDeletehahaha tonga. the bike was too damn tall for me!!! but i managed =D
ReplyDeleteNext Wednesday? Cool.
ReplyDelete: P
yeh, awesome game yesterday guys
ReplyDeletejust another thanks to everyone who showed up. Finn, well done for EVENTUALLY deciding to get out of bed and come join us.
and a Special thanks to the girls who came, in particular Grace, Anneliese, Polina and Cathy
Grace- Easily best girl on pitch. Covered more ground and put in more effort than most, guy or girl. Gave Kia a run for his money and scored a goal, unfortunately disallowed.
Polina and Anneliese- Our two star strikers! Creating heaps of opportunities, always looking for the ball, never shying away from it, taking shots and anneliese, scoring! Well Done guys
Cathy- next to Agam, AFC's key defender. Giving us some trouble and showing you have a very big kick Suppprised us all, but was good to see.
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ReplyDeletenigga stole my bike
ReplyDeletechat room anyone?
ReplyDeleteyayyy a mention =D my life is now complete.
ReplyDeletelol anyway, was a great day as im sure everyone will agree. cant wait till next week! cya all then. and nice work everyone - the game was def friendly and was played with 100% effort :]
Hey I was only late because my alarm didn't wake me up, and then when I did wake up the kitty cat was asleep on my feet.. so I decided to wait a few minutes for her to move... I accedently fell asleep for another 2 hours :/
ReplyDeleteI'll probably come next week.
ReplyDeleteaw, well maybe your sleep was worth it. those extra two hrs sleep could have been the secret to your excellent form yesterday! if more sleep is what it takes to get you playing well, im sure we can all forgive you =D
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDeletedid anyone get a tan from playing soccer that day? i sure did....but it'd probs fade away somehow
ReplyDeleteshutup finn you homo
ReplyDeleteYou're already black anyway.
ReplyDeleteNathan has a point
ReplyDelete-y penis
ReplyDeletewhos black?
ReplyDeleteWailord.
ReplyDeleteJKS
Cathy.
anon is fucking stupid
ReplyDeleteLooks like the Hive Mind is a dumbass.
ReplyDeleteWV: pronsess
i aint black.
ReplyDeletemaybe ur too white (finn) and yellow (nathan)
not a tan, a BURN >.<
ReplyDeletewv: bummedy
I'm not yellow lmao.
ReplyDeleteur a yellow asian if u aint black
ReplyDeleteAfter these holidays, I hope to be a pale Asian.
ReplyDeleteNot yellow, not black.
What am I?
Slightly browned.
slightly brown aint pale nathan....so how would u become a pale asian?
ReplyDeleteBy staying indoors for the WHOLE TWO WEEKS.
ReplyDeleteu sound like a piece of toast, mm
ReplyDeleteOmg, you're a dumbassss, L2READ.
ReplyDeleteThat was at Cathy. :/
ReplyDeletebut ur coming to soccer on weds. so hows that staying indoors for the WHOLE TWO WEEKS!?!
ReplyDeleteur a dumbass man.
nathan, wats L2READ ?
ReplyDeleteanon again proves it is fucking stupid
ReplyDelete"nathan, wats L2READ ?"
I said "I'll PROBABLY come.."
ReplyDeleteL2READ CATHY WAILORD.
L2: Learn To
NATHAN :
ReplyDeletehttp://www.greatapetrust.org/bonobo/meet/nathan/nathan_img01b.jpg
u sexy lil beast. rawrrrr
Gee, you're really funny.
ReplyDeletelol finn, so true.
ReplyDeletethen again - maybe its someone who doesnt speak english too well. we cant blame them if thats the case.
boo u whore nathan
ReplyDeletehow come noones using the chatroom?
ReplyDeleteehh obv not, they just said "u sexy lil beast. rawrrrr".. they know english.
ReplyDeleteunless,,,, its a different anon. grr anons
i did, with a total of FIVE ppl.
ReplyDeletemega gasp!
TRUE THAT.
ReplyDeleteCathy is whore!
OBV
ReplyDeletenathan u waste my energy.
ReplyDeletenow i hafta go eat.
QFT.
ReplyDeleteLOL, eating. Cathy.
LOL
go eat some plankton
ReplyDeletewats QFT?
ReplyDeleteanon you should learn to goolge things
ReplyDeletefinn you should learn to spell google right
ReplyDeleteTouche.
ReplyDeleteQuote For Truth.
QFT:
ReplyDeleteQuoted For Truth
Quatum Field Theory
Quilting Fresh Twine
Quack For Trains
Quit Fucking Talking
which one?
hey could someone please explain the "offside" rule? polina and i were sorta confused about that yesterday :/
ReplyDeletewat offside rule?
ReplyDeleteyeah explain.
"Grace- Easily best girl on pitch. Covered more ground and put in more effort than most, guy or girl. Gave Kia a run for his money and scored a goal, unfortunately disallowed."
ReplyDeleteRiley is a little biased don't you think?
*wink wink*
HAHAHAHAA!!! so true alex
ReplyDelete""Grace- Easily best girl on pitch. Covered more ground and put in more effort than most, guy or girl. Gave Kia a run for his money and scored a goal, unfortunately disallowed."
ReplyDeleteRiley is a little biased don't you think?"
I posted that earlier, then deleted because I decided to be merciful to Rilay
and it is so true
ReplyDeleteanneliese said...
ReplyDeletehey could someone please explain the "offside" rule? polina and i were sorta confused about that yesterday :/
just thought i'd repeat myself since it'd be helpful to know for next weeks game. goshhhhh is that too much to ask?
haha. true dat
ReplyDeletesince when is finn merciful? arent u...nice...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Offside_(association_football)
ReplyDeleteWILKOMMEN, DIS UNT INTERNET.
how confusing///
ReplyDelete1.its not biased, its true
ReplyDelete2.offside isnt that confusing, it makes sense once you understand it (yes i know, duh) by that i mean, it makes sense why they have the rule in place
3. Yeah, i got extremely burned yesterday, but then, that always happens to me
ooh rileys getting awfully defensive
ReplyDeleteoh, and
ReplyDelete4. Fuck you alex
=-P
i would have thought u'd be the last person to bring that up...
ARGH TIGER BALM!
ReplyDeleteAHHH MY NECK IS BURN!
Rofl, well done nathan
ReplyDeletegood. maybe ppl can actually see ur neck and not the excess flabber
ReplyDeleteBut now it doesn't hurt when I turn it. : D
ReplyDeleteAnon is so funny.
ReplyDeletefuck you anonymous, for all we know, u could be fatter than all of us
ReplyDeletehaha! anon if funny
ReplyDeletegee, cathy, very inconspicuous
ReplyDeleteCATHY = ANON?
ReplyDeleteTO BE CONTINUED...
1. it is biased, but probably true
ReplyDelete2. the rule is stupid because defense exploit it with that offside trap bullshit
3. yep that does happen to you.. even though its late autumn
4. fuck you alex
haha....whoops.
ReplyDeletebeing anon wasnt interntional btw!
ReplyDelete1. it cant rly be called biased if its true
ReplyDelete2. it stops cherry pickers, and offside traps are just smart tactical moves
3. yeah lol...
4. WORD BRUDDA
you just accedently pressed Post Comment, then accedently typed the Verification Code?
ReplyDeletefinger slipped?
and accidently clicked anonymous without realising u didnt type in ur name
ReplyDeleteYEAH JEEZ CATHY.
ReplyDelete1. it cant rly be called biased if its true YES IT CAN
ReplyDelete2. it stops cherry pickers, and offside traps are just smart tactical moves THEY ARE STUPID TACTICAL MOVES THAT UNDERMINE THE STRUCTURAL INTERGRITY OF THE GAME
3. yeah lol... YEAH LOL...
4. WORD BRUDDA uhh?... wut?
yeah, pretty much :D
ReplyDeleteHuh.
ReplyDelete1. Whether it can or cant, it wasnt
ReplyDelete2. They arent stupid, and that was just an excuse to use the phrase Structural Integrity
3. YEAH LOL
4. I dunno...
What's wrong babe?
ReplyDeleteDid daddy not give you enough attention?
THEY ARE STUPID TACTICAL MOVES THAT UNDERMINE THE STRUCTURAL INTERGRITY OF THE GAME
ReplyDeleteplaying an offisde trap is a strategy
thank you andrew
ReplyDeleteStrategy is Spartan Shield Formation made of human bodies.
ReplyDeleteThen move forward. With baller behind.
Then win.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
lolwut
-.-
ReplyDelete-.- = cannot think of anything half decent to say in response
ReplyDeleteAlternatively, you could use Wailord and command it to use Surf.
ReplyDeleteHence, effectively dispatching of all opponents by use of a sweeper. :)
nathan just stop.
ReplyDeleteanonymous, just gtfo
ReplyDeletegeez riley. so harsh
ReplyDeleteagain, as inconspicuous as ever
ReplyDeletejeez Riley, post much?
ReplyDeletevw: prowness
oh will u look at that.
ReplyDeleteAGAIN i forgot to add my name, silly silly
"chill my homies"... as tonga would say =P
ReplyDeletelol. tonga would also tell anonymous to gtfo
ReplyDeletejust in a more "chilled" fashion
ReplyDeleteanonymous is a legion
ReplyDelete*'anonymous is legion'
ReplyDeletei believe
ReplyDeleteAnon should go die for being so funny.
ReplyDeletedw cathy, i <3 u
ReplyDeleteBy the wayyyyyyyyy, where is Tonga?
ReplyDeleteup ur ass
ReplyDelete"Who: Everyone who wants to come. Except kia, kias cousin can come though."
ReplyDeleterofl
"up ur ass"
ReplyDeleteomfg....
what are you, 5?
Riley has been taking it up the ass since he was 5
ReplyDeletehi polina =]
ReplyDeletegtg for now but talk on msn later yeh?
and in response to all this shizz thats filling up the comments, how about everyone stops abusing people just to prove a point? its ever so..pointless.
Finn, can i ask, why even?
ReplyDeleteya'll have a bad day or something?
ReplyDeletehey!
ReplyDeleteokay sureee :)
INTERNET FIGHTS R FUN!
ReplyDeleterawr!
ReplyDelete>:D
ReplyDeleteoh its on like donkey kong
ReplyDelete'on' and 'ong' dont rhyme...
ReplyDeletemaybe she didn't mean for them to rhyme
ReplyDeleteCathy... you suck at rhyming.
ReplyDeleteit sounds similar when u say it out loud.
ReplyDeletehow abt.
wanna fight, vegemite?
its not sposed to rhyme...
ReplyDeleteunless the person is black, that makes no sense
ReplyDelete"Mikey:
ReplyDeleteStarted playing a bit rough on the girls. Tripping them over and smashing the ball into them.
You showed them who was boss."
HEY! lol :)
wv: proliter
oh boo u whore.
ReplyDeletepartypoopers
"unless the person is black, that makes no sense"
ReplyDeleteLMFAO
gunna murder that mikey kid
ReplyDeleteRage moar Riley...
ReplyDeleteTake a joke HARBLE GARBLE
lol, Harble Garble?
ReplyDelete"gunna murder that mikey kid"
ReplyDeleteRILEY AN TUFF GUY STIK UP FURR WIMMINZ
HARRRBBLLEE GARRRBLLLE
ReplyDeleteno, completely unrelated murdering
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean that Alex Tate is Courtnet?
ReplyDeleteWV: outro
Over 20,000 page views...
ReplyDeleteHarble garble.
COURTNEY.
ReplyDeleteWV: hatershe
harble garble
ReplyDeleteherf derf
u crazy kids :)
over 20,000?!
ReplyDeletefffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
thats nice of you jordan..... i guess.....
ReplyDeleteno, kia, i think uve missed the point....
ReplyDeleteOh man.
ReplyDeleteI'm broke.
HELL YES! i got a mention! and your welcome tonga for the malteasers!! best girl in the game riley? i dont think so! i tried but only managed to get the ball like three times!!
ReplyDeletelol, im just givin my oppinion
ReplyDeleteand its not that difficult an achievement
ReplyDeletetime for sleep
ReplyDeleteuhh i sick D:
yo sup peoples,
ReplyDeleteWow, well done for commenting on the blog a lot. But most of the comments was mainly cyber bullying each other. Jordan doesnt mind receiving lots of comments, but not comments that consist of cyber bullying, spam, etc.
Since Im here I'll answer some of your questions
I agree that Tara should come next week because shes cool.
ReplyDeleteFor the people who dont know the offside rule I'll explain it in my own words:
The offside rule is when you receive the ball due to a pass but you are behind all the defenders (opposition) except the goalie. If this situation occurs you are rendered as offside. This rule is used because it prevents goal hanging or cherry picking which makes for a boring game.
Wow, hey Tonga.
ReplyDeleteThe offside trap is not a stupid as it is defensive strategy used by all defenders/managers to cause the opponent to be offside. Basically your making the opponent offside on purpose so you can get back possession.
ReplyDeleteI wasnt here yesterday because I have better things to do then surf the internet,go on msn, etc. I was on PS3, then went to park to train for soccer, and exercise.
ReplyDeleteA suggestion: Next wednesday, someone bring a camera to take photos and then Jordan can post on the blog to make it more visually better.
Hey Nathan,
sorry, got to go man, going to park for exercise and train for soccer and ninja skills for next week.
Bye everyone.
Alright, bye you!
ReplyDelete"I have better things to do then surf the internet,go on msn, etc. I was on PS3"
ReplyDeletelol...
alex was lance in mlshs chat room
ReplyDeleteand said HARBLE GARBLE to me ;)
good idea tonga!
ReplyDeletesomeone bring a camera, i cbf.
Who is Courtney? :/
ReplyDeletewat happened to the chat room?
ReplyDeletei'll bring the camera if you guys want but ill be playing so someone else can take the pics :D
ReplyDeleteand Tara can't come cos she is going back to Karratha on tuesday morning :(
ReplyDeleteI cant come next wednesday.....
ReplyDeletegot medical check up on the day TT
without Agam the asians will have no defense! :O
ReplyDelete"The offside rule is when you receive the ball due to a pass but you are behind all the defenders (opposition) except the goalie. If this situation occurs you are rendered as offside."
ReplyDeleteYou can also be behind the goalie as long as ur in front of a defender lol. Its a fairly simple rule, but there are lots of technicalities.
I'm quotting from memory, but i think the official FIFA rules are
"When A player recieves the ball from a teammate, and is in front of the second last defender, they shall be deemed offside. The offending player will be judged offside when the pass is made, but play should not be stopped until the player recieves the ball"
Then theres all the technicalitites like "A player may be offside and not penalised as long as he is not involved in active play"
SO you have to make a judgement as to whether they are involved in active play.
Even something such as blocking the goalkeepers view can be considered involved in active play, even if you dont touch the ball...
Being a soccer ref is a fucking pain in the ass
aw agam :(
ReplyDeletewe also wont get to hear his delightful crazy laughter every time he steals the ball off someone!
damnmit agam! whos gonna be helping me?
ReplyDeletetheres always tonga, but he needs to stay in his goals!
*an hour worth of tumbleweeds*
ReplyDeletetonga and agam are the coolest asians evr!!
ReplyDelete....What about me... --"
ReplyDeletenathan, ur nothing.
ReplyDeletelol cos people would come from melbourne just to play mini table tennis....
sup soccer fans/players
ReplyDeleteno not agam, now 3 asians are missing from my team for next week. bryan and fred cant come because they are busy.
Whatever Cathy.
ReplyDeletewell i got nathan coming at least. need to get other asians like jan, anthony,etc
ReplyDeleteother people to get is caio, kane, etc
ReplyDeletewe all <3 you tonga and agam!!
ReplyDeleteawesome asians they are
OH WELL, I might not come.
ReplyDeleteCause dad is going to Sydney and mum wants me to help at the shop. D:<
I'll try my best to go though!
bad luck nathan,
ReplyDeletehope your mum lets you go next week,
we're your homies.
aww nathan. asians needs to recruit more players
ReplyDeleteits gonna rain on wednesday, yay
ReplyDeleteYES RAIN.
ReplyDeleteHey everyone, wear white tops D;<
it says two possible showers :D
ReplyDeleteITS GUNNA RAIN!!!
ReplyDeleteoi tongs, i can try and get caio (since he lives sooo close) kane and simon.
ReplyDeleteKia your not invited remember.
ReplyDeleteNathan you have to come!!
ITS GONNA RAIN!!!
Will it rain....
ReplyDeleteMEN????????
dont worry guys about the weather on wednesday, theres a possibility that weather forecast might change ovwer the next few days.
ReplyDeleteI like rain ):
ReplyDeletewhere is everyone tonight?
ReplyDeleterain would be cool, authentic UK style soccer :D
ReplyDeletenathan what shop does your parents own? asian food shop by any chance? lol
btw, white tops ftw ;]
wv: uiermete
nathans parents own a flower shop
ReplyDeleteohh cool. like elise ^^
ReplyDeleteI OWN A FLOWER SHOP TOO!!!
ReplyDeleteoi tonga, when do chelsea play barcelona in UEFA
ReplyDeleteon 29th April Wednesday: Barcelona vs Chelsea at 2:30am, but replays of this match at 5:00am
ReplyDelete24 hours later: Manchester United vs Arsenal at 2:30am, and replays of this match at 5:00am.