Mt Lawley Premier League: Season 2009

Pos
NamePWDL
FA




GDPTS
1st
Non-Asians FC
40
16
9
15

140
123





+17
57
2nd
Asians FC40
15
9
16

123
140





-17
54

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Asians FC - Non-Asians FC Friendly

Being a friendly no scores or results were taken but this post is about praising everyone who came. It was the perfect amount of people, not so much that it's a mosh pit around the ball and not so little that one person is doing everything. Almost everyone put in a huge effort and it made the game very entertaining. At the end everyone was exhausted, hardly able to move from the kebab store chairs and who could blame them after four hours worth of high intensity football. I'm sure after a days rest everyone will be back into training for next Wednesdays friendly, same time and place.


The 'results' were:


First game: Non-Asians won

Second game: Non-Asians won again thanks to a fantastic save by Stuart and the winning goal from Finn.

Highlights:

Stuarts Penalty Save: Golden goal and Asians FC have a penalty. Its struck well and powerfull but Stuart's capoeira reflexes parried the shot.

Finns performance: Its not everyday Finn puts effort into a football match but today he silenced his critics with two nice goals. As well as pressuring Asians FC in there own half.


Cathy, Polina, Annaliese, Grace, Wendy, etc: you girls played great today, weren't afraid to get the ball despite pressure from the boys. Even one of you scored (Annaliese) past the "Almighty Shot Stopper Tonga Tong".


Mikey:
Started playing a bit rough on the girls. Tripping them over and smashing the ball into them.
You showed them who was boss.

Agam:
Asians best defender today. Always defending with a positive attitude. Always smiling and laughing when taking away the possession of the Non-Asians. That's why your awesome.

Tony:
Tony stacking on the bike. Hilarious stuff

Norman:
You played very well Norman despite missed chances. You don't give up when you miss chances and that's true German spirit. Hail Germania

Thomas and Fred:
The 2 youngest people there, coming up from the Mount Lawley Highschool league 2. Thomas is a great striker; fast, accurate, power full and tough. You both played well, giving the Non-Asians defense a really hard time.


Tonga:
scored 2 goals, excellent goalkeeping, being funny to all his homies, being ninja especially when he did non-official save from Andrew, half fly kicked/ half scorpion kicked the ball to save an unnecessary goal. You guys will probably have to pay him to see this unlimited ninja/soccer creativity.

Tonga again: For writing most of the highlights above. I just copy pasted it and changed some words.

210 comments:

  1. Pretty good turn out I thought. I liked Tonga's non-official save of that random kick Andrew did toward the end of the game. Man that looked and sounded epic.

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  2. how come tara wasnt invited? someone ask her for next time...

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  3. Was a perfect turnout, as Jordan said, just the right amount of people so we could have a good game. Although it has nothing to do with either of the games, one of the highlights of today was Tony stacking it on Norman's bike. Also having trouble remembering the games today.

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  4. when........people fell.

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  5. Nathan you missed out.

    So did I, I didn't get there until the 2nd game because I slept in.

    :/

    Highlights would have to be Tonga's fly kick save, Tony stacking it on the bike and Agam... just being Agam :)

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  6. I HAD CHICKS YEAH SUCK MAH BALLLLLZZZ

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  7. yo everyone,

    Thank you everyone who came to the soccer match today to have a late celebration for my birthday. It was a wonderful match with many people coming and actually playing, not standing around doing nothing. There were many moments that gave us humour and entertainment.

    My favourite moments:

    Cathy, Polina, Annaliese, Grace, Wendy, etc: you girls played great today, wasnt afraid to get the ball despite pressure from the boys. Even one of you scored (Annaliese) past the "Almighty Shot Stopper Tonga Tong".

    Cathy: learning to get on the bike and ride it

    Mikey:
    Started playing a bit rough on the girls. Tripping them over and smashing the ball into them.

    Agam:
    Asians best defender today. Always defending with a positive attitude. Always smiling and laughing when taking away the possession of the Non-Asians. Thats why your an awesome guy.

    Tony:
    Tony stacking on the bike. Hilarious stuff

    Norman:
    You played very well Norman despite missed chances. You dont give up when you miss chances and thats a true German spirit.

    Finn:
    Although you came to the match late, you made up for it by scoring 2 goals and running around doing something.

    Thomas and Fred:
    The 2 youngest people there. You guys played very well with good accurate passing and dribbling.

    Tonga:
    scored 2 goals, excellent goalkeeping, being funny to all my homies, being ninja especially when I did non-official save from Andrew. I half fly kicked/ half scorpion kicked the ball to save an unneccessary goal. You guys will probably have to pay me to see this unlimited ninja/soccer creativity. Jokes, its all free.

    Making the deli owner rich when we went in to buy drinks.

    Receiving expired Tolberone (expired last year) from Riley in which everyone ate except me. Hope you guys dont get sick or die.

    Receiving a box of Malteasers from Grace. It tasted wonderful just to let you know.

    Sorry peoples that I wrote too much. It was a wonderful game that I had to write this much. I hope next wednesday's friendly is even better than this one.

    Lastly, yeah Nathan you did miss out on the soccer match. Everyone was there. We had chicks, food, drinks, entertainment, ninjas, etc. Look on the bright side mate, theres always next week on Wednesday at 10:30am.

    Goodnight everyone and happy holidays!!

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  8. hahaha tonga. the bike was too damn tall for me!!! but i managed =D

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  9. yeh, awesome game yesterday guys
    just another thanks to everyone who showed up. Finn, well done for EVENTUALLY deciding to get out of bed and come join us.
    and a Special thanks to the girls who came, in particular Grace, Anneliese, Polina and Cathy

    Grace- Easily best girl on pitch. Covered more ground and put in more effort than most, guy or girl. Gave Kia a run for his money and scored a goal, unfortunately disallowed.

    Polina and Anneliese- Our two star strikers! Creating heaps of opportunities, always looking for the ball, never shying away from it, taking shots and anneliese, scoring! Well Done guys

    Cathy- next to Agam, AFC's key defender. Giving us some trouble and showing you have a very big kick Suppprised us all, but was good to see.

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  11. chat room anyone?

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  12. yayyy a mention =D my life is now complete.
    lol anyway, was a great day as im sure everyone will agree. cant wait till next week! cya all then. and nice work everyone - the game was def friendly and was played with 100% effort :]

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  13. Hey I was only late because my alarm didn't wake me up, and then when I did wake up the kitty cat was asleep on my feet.. so I decided to wait a few minutes for her to move... I accedently fell asleep for another 2 hours :/

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  14. I'll probably come next week.

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  15. aw, well maybe your sleep was worth it. those extra two hrs sleep could have been the secret to your excellent form yesterday! if more sleep is what it takes to get you playing well, im sure we can all forgive you =D

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  16. did anyone get a tan from playing soccer that day? i sure did....but it'd probs fade away somehow

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  17. shutup finn you homo

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  18. Looks like the Hive Mind is a dumbass.

    WV: pronsess

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  19. i aint black.
    maybe ur too white (finn) and yellow (nathan)

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  20. not a tan, a BURN >.<

    wv: bummedy

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  21. ur a yellow asian if u aint black

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  22. After these holidays, I hope to be a pale Asian.

    Not yellow, not black.
    What am I?
    Slightly browned.

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  23. slightly brown aint pale nathan....so how would u become a pale asian?

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  24. By staying indoors for the WHOLE TWO WEEKS.

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  25. u sound like a piece of toast, mm

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  26. Omg, you're a dumbassss, L2READ.

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  27. but ur coming to soccer on weds. so hows that staying indoors for the WHOLE TWO WEEKS!?!

    ur a dumbass man.

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  28. nathan, wats L2READ ?

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  29. anon again proves it is fucking stupid

    "nathan, wats L2READ ?"

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  30. I said "I'll PROBABLY come.."

    L2READ CATHY WAILORD.

    L2: Learn To

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  31. NATHAN :

    http://www.greatapetrust.org/bonobo/meet/nathan/nathan_img01b.jpg

    u sexy lil beast. rawrrrr

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  32. lol finn, so true.
    then again - maybe its someone who doesnt speak english too well. we cant blame them if thats the case.

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  33. ehh obv not, they just said "u sexy lil beast. rawrrrr".. they know english.
    unless,,,, its a different anon. grr anons

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  34. i did, with a total of FIVE ppl.
    mega gasp!

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  35. nathan u waste my energy.
    now i hafta go eat.

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  36. anon you should learn to goolge things

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  37. finn you should learn to spell google right

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  38. QFT:

    Quoted For Truth
    Quatum Field Theory
    Quilting Fresh Twine
    Quack For Trains
    Quit Fucking Talking

    which one?

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  39. hey could someone please explain the "offside" rule? polina and i were sorta confused about that yesterday :/

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  40. wat offside rule?
    yeah explain.

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  41. "Grace- Easily best girl on pitch. Covered more ground and put in more effort than most, guy or girl. Gave Kia a run for his money and scored a goal, unfortunately disallowed."

    Riley is a little biased don't you think?

    *wink wink*

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  42. HAHAHAHAA!!! so true alex

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  43. ""Grace- Easily best girl on pitch. Covered more ground and put in more effort than most, guy or girl. Gave Kia a run for his money and scored a goal, unfortunately disallowed."

    Riley is a little biased don't you think?"

    I posted that earlier, then deleted because I decided to be merciful to Rilay

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  44. anneliese said...
    hey could someone please explain the "offside" rule? polina and i were sorta confused about that yesterday :/

    just thought i'd repeat myself since it'd be helpful to know for next weeks game. goshhhhh is that too much to ask?

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  45. haha. true dat
    since when is finn merciful? arent u...nice...

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  46. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Offside_(association_football)

    WILKOMMEN, DIS UNT INTERNET.

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  47. 1.its not biased, its true
    2.offside isnt that confusing, it makes sense once you understand it (yes i know, duh) by that i mean, it makes sense why they have the rule in place
    3. Yeah, i got extremely burned yesterday, but then, that always happens to me

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  48. ooh rileys getting awfully defensive

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  49. oh, and
    4. Fuck you alex
    =-P
    i would have thought u'd be the last person to bring that up...

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  50. ARGH TIGER BALM!
    AHHH MY NECK IS BURN!

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  51. good. maybe ppl can actually see ur neck and not the excess flabber

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  52. But now it doesn't hurt when I turn it. : D

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  53. fuck you anonymous, for all we know, u could be fatter than all of us

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  54. gee, cathy, very inconspicuous

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  55. CATHY = ANON?

    TO BE CONTINUED...

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  56. 1. it is biased, but probably true
    2. the rule is stupid because defense exploit it with that offside trap bullshit
    3. yep that does happen to you.. even though its late autumn
    4. fuck you alex

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  57. being anon wasnt interntional btw!

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  58. 1. it cant rly be called biased if its true
    2. it stops cherry pickers, and offside traps are just smart tactical moves
    3. yeah lol...
    4. WORD BRUDDA

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  59. you just accedently pressed Post Comment, then accedently typed the Verification Code?

    finger slipped?

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  60. and accidently clicked anonymous without realising u didnt type in ur name

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  61. 1. it cant rly be called biased if its true YES IT CAN
    2. it stops cherry pickers, and offside traps are just smart tactical moves THEY ARE STUPID TACTICAL MOVES THAT UNDERMINE THE STRUCTURAL INTERGRITY OF THE GAME
    3. yeah lol... YEAH LOL...
    4. WORD BRUDDA uhh?... wut?

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  62. 1. Whether it can or cant, it wasnt
    2. They arent stupid, and that was just an excuse to use the phrase Structural Integrity
    3. YEAH LOL
    4. I dunno...

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  63. What's wrong babe?
    Did daddy not give you enough attention?

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  64. THEY ARE STUPID TACTICAL MOVES THAT UNDERMINE THE STRUCTURAL INTERGRITY OF THE GAME

    playing an offisde trap is a strategy

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  65. Strategy is Spartan Shield Formation made of human bodies.
    Then move forward. With baller behind.
    Then win.
    MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

    lolwut

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  66. -.- = cannot think of anything half decent to say in response

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  67. Alternatively, you could use Wailord and command it to use Surf.
    Hence, effectively dispatching of all opponents by use of a sweeper. :)

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  68. nathan just stop.

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  69. again, as inconspicuous as ever

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  70. jeez Riley, post much?

    vw: prowness

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  71. oh will u look at that.
    AGAIN i forgot to add my name, silly silly

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  72. "chill my homies"... as tonga would say =P

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  73. lol. tonga would also tell anonymous to gtfo

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  74. just in a more "chilled" fashion

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  75. Anon should go die for being so funny.

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  76. By the wayyyyyyyyy, where is Tonga?

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  77. "Who: Everyone who wants to come. Except kia, kias cousin can come though."

    rofl

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  78. "up ur ass"
    omfg....
    what are you, 5?

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  79. Riley has been taking it up the ass since he was 5

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  80. hi polina =]
    gtg for now but talk on msn later yeh?
    and in response to all this shizz thats filling up the comments, how about everyone stops abusing people just to prove a point? its ever so..pointless.

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  81. ya'll have a bad day or something?

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  82. oh its on like donkey kong

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  83. maybe she didn't mean for them to rhyme

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  84. Cathy... you suck at rhyming.

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  85. it sounds similar when u say it out loud.

    how abt.
    wanna fight, vegemite?

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  86. its not sposed to rhyme...

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  87. unless the person is black, that makes no sense

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  88. "Mikey:
    Started playing a bit rough on the girls. Tripping them over and smashing the ball into them.
    You showed them who was boss."

    HEY! lol :)

    wv: proliter

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  89. oh boo u whore.
    partypoopers

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  90. "unless the person is black, that makes no sense"

    LMFAO

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  91. Rage moar Riley...

    Take a joke HARBLE GARBLE

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  92. "gunna murder that mikey kid"

    RILEY AN TUFF GUY STIK UP FURR WIMMINZ

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  93. no, completely unrelated murdering

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  94. Does this mean that Alex Tate is Courtnet?

    WV: outro

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  95. Over 20,000 page views...







    Harble garble.

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  96. harble garble
    herf derf
    u crazy kids :)

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  97. over 20,000?!

    fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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  98. thats nice of you jordan..... i guess.....

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  99. no, kia, i think uve missed the point....

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  100. HELL YES! i got a mention! and your welcome tonga for the malteasers!! best girl in the game riley? i dont think so! i tried but only managed to get the ball like three times!!

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  101. lol, im just givin my oppinion

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  102. and its not that difficult an achievement

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  103. yo sup peoples,

    Wow, well done for commenting on the blog a lot. But most of the comments was mainly cyber bullying each other. Jordan doesnt mind receiving lots of comments, but not comments that consist of cyber bullying, spam, etc.

    Since Im here I'll answer some of your questions

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  104. I agree that Tara should come next week because shes cool.

    For the people who dont know the offside rule I'll explain it in my own words:
    The offside rule is when you receive the ball due to a pass but you are behind all the defenders (opposition) except the goalie. If this situation occurs you are rendered as offside. This rule is used because it prevents goal hanging or cherry picking which makes for a boring game.

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  105. The offside trap is not a stupid as it is defensive strategy used by all defenders/managers to cause the opponent to be offside. Basically your making the opponent offside on purpose so you can get back possession.

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  106. I wasnt here yesterday because I have better things to do then surf the internet,go on msn, etc. I was on PS3, then went to park to train for soccer, and exercise.

    A suggestion: Next wednesday, someone bring a camera to take photos and then Jordan can post on the blog to make it more visually better.

    Hey Nathan,
    sorry, got to go man, going to park for exercise and train for soccer and ninja skills for next week.

    Bye everyone.

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  107. "I have better things to do then surf the internet,go on msn, etc. I was on PS3"

    lol...

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  108. alex was lance in mlshs chat room
    and said HARBLE GARBLE to me ;)

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  109. good idea tonga!
    someone bring a camera, i cbf.

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  110. wat happened to the chat room?

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  111. i'll bring the camera if you guys want but ill be playing so someone else can take the pics :D

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  112. and Tara can't come cos she is going back to Karratha on tuesday morning :(

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  113. I cant come next wednesday.....

    got medical check up on the day TT

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  114. without Agam the asians will have no defense! :O

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  115. "The offside rule is when you receive the ball due to a pass but you are behind all the defenders (opposition) except the goalie. If this situation occurs you are rendered as offside."

    You can also be behind the goalie as long as ur in front of a defender lol. Its a fairly simple rule, but there are lots of technicalities.
    I'm quotting from memory, but i think the official FIFA rules are
    "When A player recieves the ball from a teammate, and is in front of the second last defender, they shall be deemed offside. The offending player will be judged offside when the pass is made, but play should not be stopped until the player recieves the ball"

    Then theres all the technicalitites like "A player may be offside and not penalised as long as he is not involved in active play"
    SO you have to make a judgement as to whether they are involved in active play.
    Even something such as blocking the goalkeepers view can be considered involved in active play, even if you dont touch the ball...

    Being a soccer ref is a fucking pain in the ass

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  116. aw agam :(
    we also wont get to hear his delightful crazy laughter every time he steals the ball off someone!

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  117. damnmit agam! whos gonna be helping me?
    theres always tonga, but he needs to stay in his goals!

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  118. *an hour worth of tumbleweeds*

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  119. tonga and agam are the coolest asians evr!!

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  120. nathan, ur nothing.

    lol cos people would come from melbourne just to play mini table tennis....

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  121. sup soccer fans/players

    no not agam, now 3 asians are missing from my team for next week. bryan and fred cant come because they are busy.

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  122. well i got nathan coming at least. need to get other asians like jan, anthony,etc

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  123. other people to get is caio, kane, etc

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  124. we all <3 you tonga and agam!!
    awesome asians they are

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  125. OH WELL, I might not come.
    Cause dad is going to Sydney and mum wants me to help at the shop. D:<

    I'll try my best to go though!

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  126. bad luck nathan,
    hope your mum lets you go next week,
    we're your homies.

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  127. aww nathan. asians needs to recruit more players

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  128. its gonna rain on wednesday, yay

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  129. YES RAIN.

    Hey everyone, wear white tops D;<

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  130. i checked the weather forecastApril 18, 2009 at 12:49 PM

    it says two possible showers :D

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  131. oi tongs, i can try and get caio (since he lives sooo close) kane and simon.

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  132. Kia your not invited remember.

    Nathan you have to come!!

    ITS GONNA RAIN!!!

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  133. dont worry guys about the weather on wednesday, theres a possibility that weather forecast might change ovwer the next few days.

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  134. where is everyone tonight?

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  135. rain would be cool, authentic UK style soccer :D
    nathan what shop does your parents own? asian food shop by any chance? lol
    btw, white tops ftw ;]

    wv: uiermete

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  136. nathans parents own a flower shop

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  137. ohh cool. like elise ^^

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  138. I OWN A FLOWER SHOP TOO!!!

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  139. oi tonga, when do chelsea play barcelona in UEFA

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  140. on 29th April Wednesday: Barcelona vs Chelsea at 2:30am, but replays of this match at 5:00am

    24 hours later: Manchester United vs Arsenal at 2:30am, and replays of this match at 5:00am.

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