Asians vs Non-Asians
0 - 1
Asians:
0
Scorers:
Non-Asians:
1
Scorers: Mat
Today's match was sheer class. The best game the league has ever produced. Everyone gave 100% effort, defending was top notch and the football in general was a pleasure to watch and take part in. In fact it was so good it deserves a highlights reel:
1st half: The starting whistle blows and Asians FC are instantly on the attack. Some nice defending by Non-Asians star defenders, Ben and Alex makes sure no Asian can score.
2nd minute: What this? Tonga has passed a great ball, through all of NAs defenders and straight to the feet of Jan, hes one on one with the goalkeeper! Doesn't connect properly and misses by a good two feet, unlucky.
3 - 15 minute: Lots of NAs defending, superb defending I might add.
15 Minute: Tonga shoots from outside the box, the balls in the air, its dipping, its dipping, its beaten the keeper. Clang off the crossbar and out.
16 minute: Pressures on for everyone, you can cut the tension with a knife. Nobody wants to make a mistake and concede the first goal. Great defending by both teams See's the score 0-0 at halftime
2nd Half: From the kick up Norman takes a shot from halfway. GOAL!!!!! No. Due to hidden rules and regulations the goal did not count (under rule 69 - cannot score at the very start of a game when a teams defenders aren't ready). Poor Norman.
17 minute: More beautiful defending from both sides.
19 minute: Mat gets the ball just in front the halfway line, he looks up and sees Kia foolishly out of his box. With Frank Lampard like finishing he has a shot. The ball flies off his foot, rising, rising, over Kias head and dips into the back of the net. Beautiful goal, the winning goal.
22 minute: Tonga headers a ball from point blank range towards NAs goal, its coming in with some speed. Out of nowhere NAs goalkeeper, Eddie makes a fantastic reflex save.
24 minute: Asians are desperate now but cannot penetrate the great NAs defense.
The final whistle blows. Both teams are happy with today's game, it was fantastic football.
Man of the Match: Edmond; First clean sheet in the history of the Mount Lawley Senior Highschool Premier League. Very impressive performance. On your debut for Non-Asians FC (loan trade for Mikey) You made some great saves and smothered crosses. You were unbeatable today. Best debut ever, hopefully your next games will be just as good.
Honourable Mentions: Everyone.
Alex: Superb defending. You were unbeatable, your tackles were perfect, you didn't make any mistakes and nobody got past you. Great game.
Ben: Sensational defending. Clearing balls, defending, marking, pressuring attackers and tackling. Nice stuff
Mat: Scored the winning goal, a sensational goal from halfway. Also did well in the midfield with nice passing, tackling as well as some great defending in the first half.
Stefan: As usual your performance was great. Tackles were deadly, clearances and crosses were power full and your passing game was good too. Well done.
Quan: Putting body on the line, took a power full ball to the chest. Nice stuff.
Tonga: Nobody tried harder than you, you set up some beautifull shots that wouldn't go in. Your finishing was good and you almost scored. You were at both ends of the field, attack to and defense in the blink of an eye. Good game.
Jan: Nice to see you trying. Defending was good and midfield was pretty good too. What let you down was your final ball. Still played well.
Riley: Your always open, always in space. When you get the ball you can provide great crosses and occasional goals. Nice work.
Caio: NAFCs attacking midfielder, your spinning move almost works. Your passing is good though and you had a good game today.
Mikey: A fairly quiet debut, still passed and tackled well but still below your sensational standards.
Thein: Nice defense work and long passes.
Monty: Played great today. Tackled well and passed good, I saw some nice through balls and other skills. Well done.
Im probably forgetting some people but god you all did really well today. Keep it up.
First to comment. yeh
ReplyDeletegood match today. everyone put in a lot of effort.
y so lifeless :(
ReplyDeleteSomeone did something suddenly someday.
ReplyDeleteNice blog writing Jordan. Just like reading the live scores of a soccer match on the internet.
ReplyDeleteOne of my favourite parts was when Quan took the ball to the chest. Stefan boots it powerfully and Quan uses one of his kung fu stances and took the ball to the chest. It sounded like a huge THUD. Man I was laughing at that
Post was worth the wait, Jordan put heaps of effort in to it, just as everyone did in the game. Was probably the last proper game of the term, considering tommorow has only one half, and Thursday is a friendly. This game certainly epitomized what the MlshsPL is all about. Edmond was pretty damn good in goals, and the way Quan can take so much punishment and keep a straight face is impressive.
ReplyDelete"Asians are desperate now but cannot penetrate the great NAs defense."
It is true, Ben and I are extremely hard to penetrate.
That was so... dirty.
ReplyDeleteLol @ Alex. Was an awesome game today with a great goal to decide the result. After an average game yesterday we were able to put on the game of the season. Here's hoping to more tomorrow and next term. Also good to get back in the HM's
ReplyDelete"It is true, Ben and I are extremely hard to penetrate."
ReplyDeletea challange is allways fun
if the score was 0-1 then it must've been a great game.
ReplyDelete"a challange is allways fun"
ReplyDeleteOh shit.
Bryn, pay attention.
That is how you freak the shit out of someone on the internet.
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q92/BrightShadowBitches/azn.jpg
ReplyDeletetheres your new logo
mikey = judas
"That is how you freak the shit out of someone on the internet."
ReplyDeleteim the master
well done everyone! ;D
ReplyDeleteWait, NO!
ReplyDeleteshould be a girls vs guys.
ReplyDeleteNot this again.
ReplyDeleteThe game on Thursday, at Lunch 1 and 2, is a mixed game, asians girls and guys, versus non-asian girls and guys. Or so I am led to believe?
ReplyDeletenathan wants a boob job
ReplyDeleteyeah, but wouldn't it be more fun if it was girls vs guys?
ReplyDeleteThat would be awesome.
ReplyDeleteDO IT
I mean the boob thing, not girls vs guys
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm gay.
ReplyDeletenathan wants a $5 licky licky
ReplyDeleteWe'll discuss it on Thursday. Otherwise, we can always do it in the holidays.
ReplyDeleteWow, like 2 minutes of stunned silence.
ReplyDelete@Alex: Discuss my boob job?
ReplyDeleteGoddamn it.
ReplyDeleteDiscuss the girls vs guys on Thursday, not the $5 licky-licky.
LOLKAYTHX
ReplyDeleteLol Alex stop posting at inappropriate moments.
ReplyDeleteholidays.....will ppl actually show up?
ReplyDeletetbh there isnt any thing to discuss, people made like 400 comments yesterday on it
ReplyDelete63% of people say they will.
ReplyDeletenathan likes to wax
ReplyDeletei need 1 book of rule.....haha
ReplyDeleteas mr lynch say "big book hard game"
Fuck you, know-it-all.
ReplyDeleteterm 1 has nearly ended, so quick.
ReplyDeletein term 2, there should be more matches that invovle girls.
True that, Agam.
ReplyDeleteAnother idea for the blog: Agam's Quote of the Day
nathan like me *blush*
ReplyDeletewhy is it such a big issue ... i dont c y it mattters if they play or not
ReplyDeletegirls wanna play.
ReplyDeletewhy do u have to make it seem like such a big issue hugh?
To all you females who want to play, and keep talking about it on the blog:
ReplyDeleteNever in the long and well documented history of the MLSHS Premier League have we discriminated against girls and refused them entry in to any of the games. The choice is left up to you: Either play, or watch. We won't go easy on you, but I guess that's the price you pay. Better late than never, our teams are getting awfully skilled and you wouldn't want to be left behind.
let them
ReplyDeletewhat's wrong with it
SIGH.
ReplyDeletenathan gets his nails done in northbridge every friday to pick up some guys.
ReplyDeletefair enough alex
ReplyDeleteRaikiri!
ReplyDeletew00t! setup new Modem/Router!
ReplyDeleteHi guys
Oh fuck... I missed best match of the season... gj Finn
Shit you did to.
ReplyDeleteWas great.
You missed it cause you were "too tired" Finn. What a shame.
ReplyDeleteI WILL SMESH YOU FINN YOU FAT CUNT
ReplyDeletenathans getting his harid done for the ball next year
ReplyDeletewth know it all?
ReplyDelete*hair
ReplyDeletelol ben
ReplyDeletewv: caress
I will fart on u "KNOW it all" if u keep teasing Nathan.
ReplyDeleteNathan probably gets his hair done every week.
ReplyDeleteIt's Tony. Or Thein.
ReplyDeletenot 'probably'
ReplyDeleteactually. literally.
Ah jeez.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are joined?
At the groin.
Making you one entity.
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ReplyDeleteStop hatin' on Nathan, man.
ReplyDeleteOr Bryn'll teach you a lesson.
Yeah, bet your shitting bricks now.
alex is a dobber dobber kiss a robber.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Bryn? I enjoyed reading his "threats" to Alex on the last blog.
ReplyDeleteSomeones fist will be in ur face if u diss nathan again. we got an army here. u r only one person. I bet ur scared now!
ReplyDeleteDon't you have Physics/Maths/DOTA/Violin/Basketball/Starcraft/C-walking/Other asian stereotypes
ReplyDeleteto do?
alex just perfectly described angelo...
ReplyDeletedon't feed the troll
ReplyDeletenathans gay, especially today
ReplyDeletetongas weird with a beard
alex reeks like a freak
"alex just perfectly described angelo..."
ReplyDeletefirst meaningfull thing iv seen an anon say
and your a massive douchebag
ReplyDeleteso who do u think will win tomorrows match?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if i look cool if i had a beard?
ReplyDelete"nathans gay, especially today
ReplyDeletetongas weird with a beard
alex reeks like a freak"
omg do me next
googlely booglely
ReplyDelete...
your fucking retarded
gtfo
hugh is cool cos he's old school
ReplyDeletedo riley
ReplyDeleteomg i win
ReplyDeleteOf course Tonga would loom cool with a beard, he's Tonga, he can pull off any look.
ReplyDeletenice gameee :D soo good to watch! very impressed, well done to all!
ReplyDeletewish the comments were a little more interesting though, but what can you do..
oops, did i write too much again!?
anneliese it was better but still room for improvment
ReplyDeleteI hope the girls have been training for this match on Thursday. It is going to be epic!!
ReplyDeleteYou wrote just enough, but then you added
ReplyDelete"oops, did i write too much again!?"
at the end. Just pushed it over the limit.
http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8748/1072134114laf57ws.gif
ReplyDeleterileys an old hag that carrys a bag
ReplyDeletethere going to wish they never left the kichen or stopped doing the washing
ReplyDeleteare you saying that we need the training?
ReplyDeletebut yeah, im excited.
Man I'd love to see Hugh pick up chicks.
ReplyDelete"I hope the girls have been training for this match on Thursday. It is going to be epic!!"
ReplyDeletei know i havent been.. lol
hope everyone remembers its a friendly match!
"hope everyone remembers its a friendly match!"
ReplyDeleteYall' goin' get raped.
last anon who posted the link:
ReplyDeletewas there a point in showing us that?
fat chicks and africans vs mexicans would be an epic game
ReplyDeleteok then, lol. hey is it just me or does tonga tong sound like a pro soccer player's name? ie. zinedine zidane.. it's the alliteration..
ReplyDeleteToo many mexicans though.
ReplyDeleteWV:bagotsap
sounds kinky
Too many mexicans though.
ReplyDeleteWV:bagotsap
sounds kinky
:D?
ReplyDeleteshould i get my self some choc or vanilla icecream? .... i cant decide
ReplyDeletechoc mint
ReplyDeletei'd say vanilla :P
ReplyDeletevanilla is way better
ReplyDeletethx for livening up the thread, hugh. lol
im a forehead
ReplyDeletecookies and cream
ReplyDeletestfu forehead
ReplyDeleteyou're not funny
zinedine zidane is Jans and my Dad's fav player.
ReplyDeleteYeh his name is similar to mine in that way.
remember when he headbutt some itallian guy in world cup 2006 because he called zidane's mum a whore or something
Polina.
ReplyDeleteThe trolls.
Remember?
yeah forehead is really gay
ReplyDeletedont feed the foreheads
ReplyDeletechoc all the way
ReplyDeleteno foreheads
ReplyDeletecookies and cream
ReplyDeletealex they are not trolls. They are regular human being likes us but have some social and psychological issues
ReplyDelete"remember when he headbutt some itallian guy"
ReplyDeleteplease dont headbut me tonga...
i know alex, but i know who this troll is irl
ReplyDelete-.-
im going to get vanilla brb
ReplyDeleteohhhhhh yeah, i completely for got about that! haha i do remember that now. LOL!
ReplyDeleteEffin' trolls.
ReplyDeletethat zidane kid is funny
ReplyDeleteI'm going to listen to some French rock.
ReplyDeleterofl at
ReplyDelete"dont feed the foreheads"
and
"They are regular human being likes us but have some social and psychological issues"
kudos to you guys! :D
It's alluding to that story about the troll waiting under the bridge, for unsuspecting victims. The troll is the anon, bridge is the blog.
ReplyDeleteeffin' nathans
ReplyDeleteso who are the goats?
ReplyDeletefrench rock? :O cool nathan!
ReplyDeleteexcellent choice hugh.
anneliese how do you even know a pro soccer players name? i am completely clueless when it comes to soccer sports stars
very metaphorical alex, i like :P
ReplyDeleteLol nice analogy Alex.
ReplyDeletevw:brundro
Nice setup cathy:
ReplyDeleteYou are the goats.
lol when i got home there was like 1 comment from tonga ha
ReplyDeleteAnnaliese does french so she probably learned some french soccer players.
ReplyDeleteOf course i wont headbutt you. Its not good to hit woman.
Over 14,000 page views.
ReplyDeleteNo thanks to Cathy.
i used to be quite the soccer fan actually! world game on sbs ftw!
ReplyDeleteSTOP PICKING ON FUCKING CATHY, ITS REALLY PISSING ME OFF LEAVE EVERYONE ALONE
ReplyDelete"Of course i wont headbutt you. Its not good to hit woman."
ReplyDeleteTonga man, you forgot about Cathy!
I'd be scared Andrew, Tonga said nothing about not headbutting you.
ReplyDeleteyou used to watch THE WORLD GAME Annaliese. Nice I watch that as well.
ReplyDeletealex how often do you check that thing?
ReplyDeleteim shittin bricks...tongas aleady fly kicked me in the ribs.
ReplyDeleteawesomeee. havent watched it in ages tho! its hell godd.
ReplyDeleteOften enough.
ReplyDeletelol godd. *good
ReplyDeleteSorry guys but AFL>Cricket>Soccer for me.
ReplyDeletethanks for answering my question ^.^
ReplyDeleteanonymous, you are cool.
ReplyDeletealex, your just meg jel that u have to play soccer everyday to lose weight while i dont have to do anything cos i dont gain weight.
Oh yeah but MLPL>Everything else.
ReplyDeleteAFL is best.
ReplyDeletekangaroos <3
mud wrestling>beach volleyball> soccer
ReplyDeleteyeah anons got a point. please dont tease people on this blog. this is suppose a friendly commetn post section where no put downs and teasing occurs. And this is how arguments will conquer the comments
ReplyDeletebasketball =D
ReplyDeleteyeah tonga! high fives all round O/
ReplyDeleteactually wait. volleyball > afl.
ReplyDeletetf2 > every thing
ReplyDeleteand i mean every thing
wats tf2?
ReplyDeleteeven sex? :O
ReplyDeletewho here likes table soccer/foosball/whatever u want to call it? i own at that :D
ReplyDeleteha, i love that!
ReplyDeleteand ping pong =-P
"even sex? :O"
ReplyDeletesex is nothing compared to tf2
well MABY cyber sex and tf2 combined
we used to have one of those fooseball (sp?) tables (le babyfoot lol). it got boring after like non stop playing for 2 days
ReplyDelete"mud wrestling>beach volleyball> soccer"
ReplyDeleteyessir
ping pong's awesome too! i soo wish i had a ping-pong/foosball table..
ReplyDeletecyber sex is better then real sex?
ReplyDeleteo_0 doubtful
i have ping pong, but no foosball =-/
ReplyDeleteI rape at Ping Pong, shit at foosball though
ReplyDeleteis that so polina? haha i would never get bored of it. lol yeah le babyfoot. sup with that hey? we should so ask mme.stewart tomoro :P
ReplyDeleteNah Tonga, me and Cathy are cool.
ReplyDeleteShe's just a little goatlike, you know.
pft, you suck at ping pong fin
ReplyDeletethe funnest one is air hockey. i am pro :D
ReplyDeleteim pretty shit at ping-pong but still enjoy it tho lol. foosball, now you're talking! its the one sport im actually slightly good at! *shame its not a real sport* haha
ReplyDeletepfft you can ask her. she is LE BITCH
ReplyDeletenah thats harsh, i totally love her.
ping pong is boring. basketball is better.
ReplyDeleteoh yehhh air hockey! thats rather cool too :D
ReplyDeleteI am good at Ping Pong, rape Riley and Riley's Bro, I wanna verse you sometime andrew
ReplyDeleteI beat you at ping pong anydays finn. i can hold the raquet the asian way and put spin on the ball to confuse you
ReplyDeleteHEY!
ReplyDeletehow am i goatlike?
alex is meg jel.
I swing the ball like crazy tonga, its fuckin on!
ReplyDeleteits on
ReplyDeleteOne memory I have of foosball is seeing a sign stuck on a foosball table that said "putting rubbish onto the foosball field is not cool." Can't remember where it was though.
ReplyDeleteoh i'd love to see that! thats always impressive. *sigh, tonga's good at everything* :)
ReplyDelete"HEY!
ReplyDeletehow am i goatlike?
alex is meg jel."
Your pointy ears and hairy chin.
hows ping pong any fun? basketball is better!
ReplyDeletetable foosball is also good. I jarred my finger once playing it though
ReplyDeleteLOL CATHY U CANT PLAY BASKETBALL YOU ARE ONLY 3 FEET TALL
ReplyDelete"One memory I have of foosball is seeing a sign stuck on a foosball table that said "putting rubbish onto the foosball field is not cool." Can't remember where it was though."
ReplyDeleteZone 3, northbridge
http://www.greenexpander.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/whales_19.jpg
ReplyDeletefound a pic of cathy
alex. you really dont need to describe yourself ok? we all know how goatlike u really are.
ReplyDeletei dont like ping pong
ReplyDeleteasians r 2 good at it and it makes me qq :(
Yeah that's right Alex. I loled when I saw that.
ReplyDeletecathy is really good at basketball, i'm in her sport class
ReplyDelete"alex. you really dont need to describe yourself ok? we all know how goatlike u really are."
ReplyDeleteSorry, didn't realize I was talking to 9 year olds.
That foosball table also stole $2 off me. Ripped me off.
ReplyDeleteshutup finn!
ReplyDeletejust cos i aint tall doesnt mean i cant play.
ill own u anyday.
you havent seen me play have u.
aww poor Ben lost $2
ReplyDeleterage more Cathy
ReplyDeleteguise fin is being mean to me over the internet, make him stop.
ReplyDeleteCYBER BULLYING!
ReplyDeletepoor ben :( i hate it when the ball gets stuck and have you to get it out with your fingers because the players cant reach it and then it's unfair. lol
ReplyDeletefinn, wtf man
ReplyDeletelol andrew.
ReplyDelete$2 can buy you a large salad at mr. samurai in the city. hell good stuff.
one time i played basketball i threw the ball from under the hoop. then when i threw it through the hoop it rebounded off the rimm and hit me in the head. I bit my tongue and got 2 deep cuts on my tongue. i couldnt eat that well for a few days.
ReplyDeleteAWESOME!
ReplyDeleteWhos waking up at 2.45 in the mornin to watch man u play? Whos commit?
ReplyDeletehahahahaha
ReplyDeletesorry tonga but i find that funny.
Best timing, Ever.
ReplyDelete