Mt Lawley Premier League: Season 2009

Pos
NamePWDL
FA




GDPTS
1st
Non-Asians FC
40
16
9
15

140
123





+17
57
2nd
Asians FC40
15
9
16

123
140





-17
54

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Tuesday, 7th April 2009

Asians vs Non-Asians
0 - 1

Asians:
0
Scorers:
Non-Asians:
1
Scorers: Mat

Today's match was sheer class. The best game the league has ever produced. Everyone gave 100% effort, defending was top notch and the football in general was a pleasure to watch and take part in. In fact it was so good it deserves a highlights reel:

1st half: The starting whistle blows and Asians FC are instantly on the attack. Some nice defending by Non-Asians star defenders, Ben and Alex makes sure no Asian can score.
2nd minute: What this? Tonga has passed a great ball, through all of NAs defenders and straight to the feet of Jan, hes one on one with the goalkeeper! Doesn't connect properly and misses by a good two feet, unlucky.
3 - 15 minute: Lots of NAs defending, superb defending I might add.
15 Minute: Tonga shoots from outside the box, the balls in the air, its dipping, its dipping, its beaten the keeper. Clang off the crossbar and out.
16 minute: Pressures on for everyone, you can cut the tension with a knife. Nobody wants to make a mistake and concede the first goal. Great defending by both teams See's the score 0-0 at halftime
2nd Half: From the kick up Norman takes a shot from halfway. GOAL!!!!! No. Due to hidden rules and regulations the goal did not count (under rule 69 - cannot score at the very start of a game when a teams defenders aren't ready). Poor Norman.
17 minute: More beautiful defending from both sides.
19 minute: Mat gets the ball just in front the halfway line, he looks up and sees Kia foolishly out of his box. With Frank Lampard like finishing he has a shot. The ball flies off his foot, rising, rising, over Kias head and dips into the back of the net. Beautiful goal, the winning goal.
22 minute: Tonga headers a ball from point blank range towards NAs goal, its coming in with some speed. Out of nowhere NAs goalkeeper, Eddie makes a fantastic reflex save.
24 minute: Asians are desperate now but cannot penetrate the great NAs defense.
The final whistle blows. Both teams are happy with today's game, it was fantastic football.

Man of the Match: Edmond; First clean sheet in the history of the Mount Lawley Senior Highschool Premier League. Very impressive performance. On your debut for Non-Asians FC (loan trade for Mikey) You made some great saves and smothered crosses. You were unbeatable today. Best debut ever, hopefully your next games will be just as good.

Honourable Mentions: Everyone.

Alex: Superb defending. You were unbeatable, your tackles were perfect, you didn't make any mistakes and nobody got past you. Great game.

Ben: Sensational defending. Clearing balls, defending, marking, pressuring attackers and tackling. Nice stuff

Mat: Scored the winning goal, a sensational goal from halfway. Also did well in the midfield with nice passing, tackling as well as some great defending in the first half.

Stefan: As usual your performance was great. Tackles were deadly, clearances and crosses were power full and your passing game was good too. Well done.

Quan: Putting body on the line, took a power full ball to the chest. Nice stuff.

Tonga: Nobody tried harder than you, you set up some beautifull shots that wouldn't go in. Your finishing was good and you almost scored. You were at both ends of the field, attack to and defense in the blink of an eye. Good game.

Jan: Nice to see you trying. Defending was good and midfield was pretty good too. What let you down was your final ball. Still played well.

Riley: Your always open, always in space. When you get the ball you can provide great crosses and occasional goals. Nice work.

Caio: NAFCs attacking midfielder, your spinning move almost works. Your passing is good though and you had a good game today.

Mikey: A fairly quiet debut, still passed and tackled well but still below your sensational standards.

Thein: Nice defense work and long passes.

Monty: Played great today. Tackled well and passed good, I saw some nice through balls and other skills. Well done.

Im probably forgetting some people but god you all did really well today. Keep it up.

372 comments:

  1. First to comment. yeh
    good match today. everyone put in a lot of effort.

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  2. Someone did something suddenly someday.

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  3. Nice blog writing Jordan. Just like reading the live scores of a soccer match on the internet.
    One of my favourite parts was when Quan took the ball to the chest. Stefan boots it powerfully and Quan uses one of his kung fu stances and took the ball to the chest. It sounded like a huge THUD. Man I was laughing at that

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  4. Post was worth the wait, Jordan put heaps of effort in to it, just as everyone did in the game. Was probably the last proper game of the term, considering tommorow has only one half, and Thursday is a friendly. This game certainly epitomized what the MlshsPL is all about. Edmond was pretty damn good in goals, and the way Quan can take so much punishment and keep a straight face is impressive.

    "Asians are desperate now but cannot penetrate the great NAs defense."

    It is true, Ben and I are extremely hard to penetrate.

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  5. Lol @ Alex. Was an awesome game today with a great goal to decide the result. After an average game yesterday we were able to put on the game of the season. Here's hoping to more tomorrow and next term. Also good to get back in the HM's

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  6. "It is true, Ben and I are extremely hard to penetrate."

    a challange is allways fun

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  7. if the score was 0-1 then it must've been a great game.

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  8. "a challange is allways fun"

    Oh shit.

    Bryn, pay attention.

    That is how you freak the shit out of someone on the internet.

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  9. http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q92/BrightShadowBitches/azn.jpg

    theres your new logo

    mikey = judas

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  10. "That is how you freak the shit out of someone on the internet."


    im the master

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  11. well done everyone! ;D

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  12. should be a girls vs guys.

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  13. The game on Thursday, at Lunch 1 and 2, is a mixed game, asians girls and guys, versus non-asian girls and guys. Or so I am led to believe?

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  14. nathan wants a boob job

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  15. yeah, but wouldn't it be more fun if it was girls vs guys?

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  16. I mean the boob thing, not girls vs guys

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  17. nathan wants a $5 licky licky

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  18. We'll discuss it on Thursday. Otherwise, we can always do it in the holidays.

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  19. Wow, like 2 minutes of stunned silence.

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  20. Goddamn it.

    Discuss the girls vs guys on Thursday, not the $5 licky-licky.

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  21. Lol Alex stop posting at inappropriate moments.

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  22. holidays.....will ppl actually show up?

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  23. tbh there isnt any thing to discuss, people made like 400 comments yesterday on it

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  24. nathan likes to wax

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  25. i need 1 book of rule.....haha


    as mr lynch say "big book hard game"

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  26. term 1 has nearly ended, so quick.
    in term 2, there should be more matches that invovle girls.

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  27. True that, Agam.

    Another idea for the blog: Agam's Quote of the Day

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  28. nathan like me *blush*

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  29. why is it such a big issue ... i dont c y it mattters if they play or not

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  30. girls wanna play.
    why do u have to make it seem like such a big issue hugh?

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  31. To all you females who want to play, and keep talking about it on the blog:

    Never in the long and well documented history of the MLSHS Premier League have we discriminated against girls and refused them entry in to any of the games. The choice is left up to you: Either play, or watch. We won't go easy on you, but I guess that's the price you pay. Better late than never, our teams are getting awfully skilled and you wouldn't want to be left behind.

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  32. let them

    what's wrong with it

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  33. nathan gets his nails done in northbridge every friday to pick up some guys.

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  34. fair enough alex

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  35. w00t! setup new Modem/Router!

    Hi guys

    Oh fuck... I missed best match of the season... gj Finn

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  36. You missed it cause you were "too tired" Finn. What a shame.

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  37. I WILL SMESH YOU FINN YOU FAT CUNT

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  38. nathans getting his harid done for the ball next year

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  39. I will fart on u "KNOW it all" if u keep teasing Nathan.

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  40. Nathan probably gets his hair done every week.

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  41. not 'probably'
    actually. literally.

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  42. Ah jeez.
    You guys are joined?
    At the groin.
    Making you one entity.

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  43. Star Wars is an epic space opera franchise initially conceived by me. The first film in the franchise was simply titled Star Wars, but later had the subtitle Episode IV: A New Hope added to distinguish it from its sequels and prequels.[1] It was originally released on May 25, 1977 by 20th Century Fox, and became a worldwide pop culture phenomenon, spawning two immediate sequels released in three-year intervals.

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  44. Stop hatin' on Nathan, man.

    Or Bryn'll teach you a lesson.




    Yeah, bet your shitting bricks now.

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  45. alex is a dobber dobber kiss a robber.

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  46. Where is Bryn? I enjoyed reading his "threats" to Alex on the last blog.

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  47. Someones fist will be in ur face if u diss nathan again. we got an army here. u r only one person. I bet ur scared now!

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  48. Don't you have Physics/Maths/DOTA/Violin/Basketball/Starcraft/C-walking/Other asian stereotypes

    to do?

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  49. alex just perfectly described angelo...

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  50. don't feed the troll

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  51. nathans gay, especially today
    tongas weird with a beard
    alex reeks like a freak

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  52. "alex just perfectly described angelo..."

    first meaningfull thing iv seen an anon say

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  53. and your a massive douchebag

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  54. so who do u think will win tomorrows match?

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  55. I wonder if i look cool if i had a beard?

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  56. "nathans gay, especially today
    tongas weird with a beard
    alex reeks like a freak"


    omg do me next

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  57. googlely booglely

    ...

    your fucking retarded

    gtfo

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  58. hugh is cool cos he's old school

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  59. Of course Tonga would loom cool with a beard, he's Tonga, he can pull off any look.

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  60. nice gameee :D soo good to watch! very impressed, well done to all!
    wish the comments were a little more interesting though, but what can you do..

    oops, did i write too much again!?

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  61. anneliese it was better but still room for improvment

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  62. I hope the girls have been training for this match on Thursday. It is going to be epic!!

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  63. You wrote just enough, but then you added
    "oops, did i write too much again!?"
    at the end. Just pushed it over the limit.

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  64. http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8748/1072134114laf57ws.gif

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  65. rileys an old hag that carrys a bag

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  66. there going to wish they never left the kichen or stopped doing the washing

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  67. are you saying that we need the training?
    but yeah, im excited.

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  68. Man I'd love to see Hugh pick up chicks.

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  69. "I hope the girls have been training for this match on Thursday. It is going to be epic!!"

    i know i havent been.. lol
    hope everyone remembers its a friendly match!

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  70. "hope everyone remembers its a friendly match!"




    Yall' goin' get raped.

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  71. last anon who posted the link:
    was there a point in showing us that?

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  72. fat chicks and africans vs mexicans would be an epic game

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  73. ok then, lol. hey is it just me or does tonga tong sound like a pro soccer player's name? ie. zinedine zidane.. it's the alliteration..

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  74. Too many mexicans though.

    WV:bagotsap

    sounds kinky

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  75. Too many mexicans though.

    WV:bagotsap

    sounds kinky

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  76. should i get my self some choc or vanilla icecream? .... i cant decide

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  77. i'd say vanilla :P

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  78. vanilla is way better

    thx for livening up the thread, hugh. lol

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  79. cookies and cream

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  80. stfu forehead
    you're not funny

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  81. zinedine zidane is Jans and my Dad's fav player.
    Yeh his name is similar to mine in that way.

    remember when he headbutt some itallian guy in world cup 2006 because he called zidane's mum a whore or something

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  82. yeah forehead is really gay

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  83. alex they are not trolls. They are regular human being likes us but have some social and psychological issues

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  84. "remember when he headbutt some itallian guy"

    please dont headbut me tonga...

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  85. i know alex, but i know who this troll is irl
    -.-

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  86. im going to get vanilla brb

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  87. ohhhhhh yeah, i completely for got about that! haha i do remember that now. LOL!

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  88. I'm going to listen to some French rock.

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  89. rofl at
    "dont feed the foreheads"
    and
    "They are regular human being likes us but have some social and psychological issues"

    kudos to you guys! :D

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  90. It's alluding to that story about the troll waiting under the bridge, for unsuspecting victims. The troll is the anon, bridge is the blog.

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  91. so who are the goats?

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  92. french rock? :O cool nathan!

    excellent choice hugh.

    anneliese how do you even know a pro soccer players name? i am completely clueless when it comes to soccer sports stars

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  93. very metaphorical alex, i like :P

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  94. Lol nice analogy Alex.

    vw:brundro

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  95. Nice setup cathy:


    You are the goats.

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  96. lol when i got home there was like 1 comment from tonga ha

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  97. Annaliese does french so she probably learned some french soccer players.

    Of course i wont headbutt you. Its not good to hit woman.

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  98. Over 14,000 page views.




    No thanks to Cathy.

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  99. i used to be quite the soccer fan actually! world game on sbs ftw!

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  100. STOP PICKING ON FUCKING CATHY, ITS REALLY PISSING ME OFF LEAVE EVERYONE ALONE

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  101. "Of course i wont headbutt you. Its not good to hit woman."



    Tonga man, you forgot about Cathy!

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  102. I'd be scared Andrew, Tonga said nothing about not headbutting you.

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  103. you used to watch THE WORLD GAME Annaliese. Nice I watch that as well.

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  104. alex how often do you check that thing?

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  105. im shittin bricks...tongas aleady fly kicked me in the ribs.

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  106. awesomeee. havent watched it in ages tho! its hell godd.

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  107. Sorry guys but AFL>Cricket>Soccer for me.

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  108. thanks for answering my question ^.^

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  109. anonymous, you are cool.
    alex, your just meg jel that u have to play soccer everyday to lose weight while i dont have to do anything cos i dont gain weight.

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  110. Oh yeah but MLPL>Everything else.

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  111. AFL is best.

    kangaroos <3

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  112. mud wrestling>beach volleyball> soccer

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  113. yeah anons got a point. please dont tease people on this blog. this is suppose a friendly commetn post section where no put downs and teasing occurs. And this is how arguments will conquer the comments

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  114. yeah tonga! high fives all round O/

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  115. actually wait. volleyball > afl.

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  116. tf2 > every thing

    and i mean every thing

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  117. who here likes table soccer/foosball/whatever u want to call it? i own at that :D

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  118. ha, i love that!
    and ping pong =-P

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  119. "even sex? :O"

    sex is nothing compared to tf2


    well MABY cyber sex and tf2 combined

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  120. we used to have one of those fooseball (sp?) tables (le babyfoot lol). it got boring after like non stop playing for 2 days

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  121. "mud wrestling>beach volleyball> soccer"

    yessir

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  122. ping pong's awesome too! i soo wish i had a ping-pong/foosball table..

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  123. cyber sex is better then real sex?

    o_0 doubtful

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  124. i have ping pong, but no foosball =-/

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  125. I rape at Ping Pong, shit at foosball though

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  126. is that so polina? haha i would never get bored of it. lol yeah le babyfoot. sup with that hey? we should so ask mme.stewart tomoro :P

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  127. Nah Tonga, me and Cathy are cool.

    She's just a little goatlike, you know.

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  128. pft, you suck at ping pong fin

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  129. the funnest one is air hockey. i am pro :D

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  130. im pretty shit at ping-pong but still enjoy it tho lol. foosball, now you're talking! its the one sport im actually slightly good at! *shame its not a real sport* haha

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  131. pfft you can ask her. she is LE BITCH
    nah thats harsh, i totally love her.

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  132. ping pong is boring. basketball is better.

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  133. oh yehhh air hockey! thats rather cool too :D

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  134. I am good at Ping Pong, rape Riley and Riley's Bro, I wanna verse you sometime andrew

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  135. I beat you at ping pong anydays finn. i can hold the raquet the asian way and put spin on the ball to confuse you

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  136. HEY!
    how am i goatlike?
    alex is meg jel.

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  137. I swing the ball like crazy tonga, its fuckin on!

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  138. One memory I have of foosball is seeing a sign stuck on a foosball table that said "putting rubbish onto the foosball field is not cool." Can't remember where it was though.

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  139. oh i'd love to see that! thats always impressive. *sigh, tonga's good at everything* :)

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  140. "HEY!
    how am i goatlike?
    alex is meg jel."

    Your pointy ears and hairy chin.

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  141. hows ping pong any fun? basketball is better!

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  142. table foosball is also good. I jarred my finger once playing it though

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  143. LOL CATHY U CANT PLAY BASKETBALL YOU ARE ONLY 3 FEET TALL

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  144. "One memory I have of foosball is seeing a sign stuck on a foosball table that said "putting rubbish onto the foosball field is not cool." Can't remember where it was though."

    Zone 3, northbridge

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  145. http://www.greenexpander.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/whales_19.jpg

    found a pic of cathy

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  146. alex. you really dont need to describe yourself ok? we all know how goatlike u really are.

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  147. i dont like ping pong

    asians r 2 good at it and it makes me qq :(

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  148. Yeah that's right Alex. I loled when I saw that.

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  149. cathy is really good at basketball, i'm in her sport class

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  150. "alex. you really dont need to describe yourself ok? we all know how goatlike u really are."

    Sorry, didn't realize I was talking to 9 year olds.

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  151. That foosball table also stole $2 off me. Ripped me off.

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  152. shutup finn!
    just cos i aint tall doesnt mean i cant play.
    ill own u anyday.
    you havent seen me play have u.

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  153. guise fin is being mean to me over the internet, make him stop.

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  154. poor ben :( i hate it when the ball gets stuck and have you to get it out with your fingers because the players cant reach it and then it's unfair. lol

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  155. lol andrew.


    $2 can buy you a large salad at mr. samurai in the city. hell good stuff.

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  156. one time i played basketball i threw the ball from under the hoop. then when i threw it through the hoop it rebounded off the rimm and hit me in the head. I bit my tongue and got 2 deep cuts on my tongue. i couldnt eat that well for a few days.

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  157. Whos waking up at 2.45 in the mornin to watch man u play? Whos commit?

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  158. hahahahaha
    sorry tonga but i find that funny.

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